http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2171225/I-snoop-mans-emails-I-dont-trust-women-says-Samantha-Brick.html

Quote :

"My personal safe is bolted to the floor in my office. Within it, among the passports and birth certificates, is a notepad containing all the passwords for my husband’s phone and email accounts. To be honest, I don’t really need to glance at the combinations of numbers and letters in that book any more: I know each and every security code off by heart. For, as far as I’m concerned, my husband’s emails, voicemails and texts aren’t just his business — they’re mine, too. I read, listen and check all of them daily. And I don’t mind admitting that I open his post, too. "

wtf

7/10/2012 9:09:03 AM

lol that's the woman who says all other women hate her because she's beautiful

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7/10/2012 9:10:37 AM

Beautiful and paranoid as hell apparently lol.

7/10/2012 9:14:32 AM

Oh god, I forgot about that.

7/10/2012 9:14:59 AM

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"Most are work emails, but if it’s personal, I’ll print it off and ask him who the person is. There’s always been an innocent explanation and now, perhaps unsurprisingly, such messages rarely arrive. "

because maybe he knows you're looney and has gotten a new email address??

7/10/2012 9:17:54 AM

Minka wins this thread!

7/10/2012 9:19:08 AM

This crazy chick again?

7/10/2012 9:21:27 AM

haha I love the comments

Quote :

"*ring ring* "Bonjour! Le wood supply shop..How can I help?" "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY HUSBAND?" *ring ring* "Bonjour! Le moustache shampoo shop..how can I help?" "ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY HUSBAND?" *ring ring* "Bonjour! Le Village People audition line..how can I help?" ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY HUSBAND?" Yep, every sane woman does this...get a grip Samantha Brick! Thank you, Tiddles, for visualising, BRILLIANT!!!"

7/10/2012 9:25:12 AM

Wow, this bitch has some real trust issues.

7/10/2012 9:28:18 AM

this broad is trolling the world

imagine dancing matt with trollface

7/10/2012 9:29:33 AM

Quote :

"While you might be appalled, let me say I'd never consider my actions as spying or the desperate efforts of a paranoid wife. In fact, I consider it to be protecting my marriage."

oh well since you put it that way.....

Quote :

"'I’ll check his phone. Everything seems fine. He says I’m a jealous girl, but I think I’m fairly laid back considering.' "

Quote :

"It’s not that I don’t trust my husband, Pascal — I do. I just don’t trust other women. "

... then trust him not to fuck any woman that comes up to him with a wanton expression.

7/10/2012 9:30:43 AM

Ken has all of my passwords as well. I guess I don't see privacy with him as an issue. He can check anytime he wants. I also don't have other accounts. I have all his as well.

7/10/2012 9:33:50 AM

Quote :

"Samantha Brick"

7/10/2012 9:34:16 AM

^^ Is he checking your accounts daily and printing out emails from people he doesn't know and asking you who they are? This woman takes it well beyond just knowing some passwords.

7/10/2012 9:36:13 AM

C'mon tww. You, of all groups of people, should be able to recognize a troll when you see one.

7/10/2012 9:43:34 AM

from the articles on the side

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2171070/Britains-youngest-mother-Amy-Crowhurst-insists-getting-pregnant-aged-12-smartest-thing-I-did.html

Quote :

"Britain's youngest mother insists getting pregnant at 12 after a one night stand was 'the smartest thing I ever did' - because she's now a size 6 and can go clubbing with her friends"

Of course, she's on benefits. It's like a republican's wet dream.

7/10/2012 9:45:58 AM

lulz delivered.

I had to comment on the article. I'm not sure if it'll show up or not.

7/10/2012 9:58:35 AM

Quote :

"In fact, Amy Crowhurst advocates having children early as she admits that at the age of 22 she now has 'the freedom to meet mates and go clubbing when my mum babysits.' "

Or one could wait until their mid to late-20s to pop out some kids and enjoy the same benefit

7/10/2012 10:16:32 AM

Quote :

"this broad is trolling the world"

7/10/2012 10:22:39 AM

because women are lining up to steal this guy from this bitch...

7/10/2012 11:13:59 AM

this thread reminds me of my boss. She can track her husbands phone to show where he is and can see who has called or texted him.

7/10/2012 11:18:14 AM

ikr, no women will hook up with a dude who still wears pleated pants

PLEATS MOTHER FUCKER

7/10/2012 11:19:03 AM

Quote :

"this thread reminds me of my boss. She can track her husbands phone to show where he is and can see who has called or texted him."

if you're going to cheat, you need to get a burner phone, son. did you learn nothing from me?

[Edited on July 10, 2012 at 11:21 AM. Reason : e]

7/10/2012 11:20:43 AM

Wow...I think this kind of thing is nuts. It's like always carrying a loaded gun with you- even if there's no real threat, the fact that you're overly prepared for an attack almost makes it more scary - and real - than it actually happening.

7/10/2012 11:33:18 AM

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"no women will hook up with a dude who still wears pleated pants"

Yeah, that's awful. Also, when you're not working with the best body, having clothes that fit poorly makes you looks so much worse. Buy some shit that fits bro!


(The break on those pants bothers the fuck out of me)

[Edited on July 10, 2012 at 11:48 AM. Reason : .]

7/10/2012 11:48:05 AM

Everything about those pants bothers me. From the visible inside of his pocket, to the belt loops and no belt, to the length and wrinkles.

However, I will say, that sometimes the ugliest people are the ones that cheat.

7/10/2012 11:50:41 AM

I check my husbands email to set up threesomes for him and his best friend

7/10/2012 12:32:28 PM

Like any man would ever be unfaithful to a woman that beautiful.

7/10/2012 12:39:56 PM

lol winnar

7/10/2012 12:40:44 PM

Quote :

"My personal safe is bolted to the floor in my office."

Bolted eh? Good thing no thieves own a wrench or an angle grinder.

There are some things a person should not boast about. Some such things off the top of my head:
- Being hot if you're not hot.
- Spying on your significant other.
- The location of your safe.

This lady is as dumb as a bag of bricks IMO.

7/10/2012 12:48:21 PM

God damn that woman is fucking hot

wow. im flustered, i feel like i want to give her a promotion or something.

7/10/2012 12:49:38 PM

My ex had my email password. I broke up with him and went on a trip to Europe w/ my sister... we received a bottle of champagne at our hotel from him. I immediately changed all of my passwords. Stalker behavior... creepy

Doesn't bother me as much if you'e married to have the password, but checking it is usually a seriously bad idea.

[Edited on July 11, 2012 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

7/11/2012 11:52:34 AM