-Woke up early, let myself go back to sleep, and then my alarm clock scared the living shit out of me 2 minutes later.

-Stubbed toe.... on CARPET


Fuck, man

[Edited on July 13, 2012 at 8:09 AM. Reason : Typo]

7/13/2012 8:08:17 AM

did you poop your bed a little when the alarm when off?

7/13/2012 8:14:04 AM

-Woke up late, let myself go back to sleep, and then my alarm clock scared the living shit out of me 2 minutes later.

-bank shot......on TOILET


Fuck, man I gotta clean that up when I get home

7/13/2012 8:14:11 AM

I have a cold

Also, walking back from my dogsitting gig I noticed my car had something hanging under the front end. I went to look at it and it was a piece of my car. Some plastic panel that had melted in a couple spots...on a positive note my front end no longer rattles.

7/13/2012 8:25:17 AM

Alone at work. Should've known not to do this on a 13th friday

7/13/2012 8:31:55 AM

that's how it begins

7/13/2012 8:32:59 AM