punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Dear Warner
I have been in search of someone that bear this name Warner so when I saw your name I was pushed to contact you and see how best we can assist each other. My name is Mr. Allan Perry, "BANKER" here in "Merchant Bank"GHANA",I believe it is destiny for me to come across your name on the internet. I have an important business discussion I wish to share with you which I believe will interest you because, it is in connection with your last name and you are going to benefit from it.
One Late Santos Warner citizen of your country had a fixed deposit with my bank in 2005 for 36 calendar months, valued at US$10,500,000.00 (ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was on the 16 of January 2007. but Sadly Mr. Warner was among the death victims in the May 26 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business trip and that was how he met his end , My bank management is yet to know about his death, I knew about it because he was my friend and I am his account officer. Warner did not mention any Next of Kin/ Heir when the account was opened, and he was not married and no children. Last week my Bank Management requested that I should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract." |
I THINK I AM GOING TO BE RICH, GUISE!!] 7/17/2012 9:17:22 AM
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CassTheSass cupid 35382 Posts user info edit post |
you should totally contact them. 7/17/2012 9:23:48 AM
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jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
do not lay to the swindle 7/17/2012 9:25:01 AM
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Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Seems legit to me. 7/17/2012 9:32:59 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I have decided I am going to give my 20 favorite people on TWW $5000 each once I get my millions. I know this will work for sure!
I am also going to set up some accounts for the kids and buy my mom a house.
I will still have a lot of money left after that. I need to think long and hard about this decision. qntmfred and I have a lot of excitement in our future. I KNOW IT, GUISE!!!] 7/17/2012 9:48:18 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I've found over $20,000,000 through these emails. I'm living the damn life now! 7/17/2012 9:49:23 AM
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sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
ew ew ew...PICK ME  7/17/2012 9:50:19 AM
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bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Yay! My shopping dream came true! Lemme know when you wanna go get some awesome clothes.  7/17/2012 9:51:08 AM
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Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
punchmonk, which one do you want
http://www.poopsenders.com/order/ 7/17/2012 10:19:24 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
SHIT JUST GOT REAL! 7/17/2012 10:20:21 AM
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Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
I know the way to a girl's heart is through a gallon of expedited gorilla shit 7/17/2012 10:22:36 AM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha
Quote : | "Expedited
Gorilla
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7/17/2012 10:25:14 AM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28508 Posts user info edit post |
you should have sent this to gr*g hy*r. 7/17/2012 10:47:59 AM
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