Salary, Shmalary

$Silverspoon

7/18/2012 1:59:25 PM

tree fiddy

7/18/2012 2:00:48 PM

-$law school loans.

7/18/2012 2:01:32 PM

1 THOUSAND DOLLARS

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 2:02 PM. Reason : dont mean to brag]

7/18/2012 2:01:39 PM

$TwoChicksAtTheSameTime

7/18/2012 2:03:04 PM

$RhodiumBrick

7/18/2012 2:04:55 PM

An Xbox Kinect and some Papa John's coupons.

7/18/2012 2:07:11 PM

7 coupons for free Andy's milkshakes

7/18/2012 2:07:47 PM

^ Like.

7/18/2012 2:08:15 PM

definitely a negative 32bit floating point variable.

7/18/2012 2:12:25 PM

$abrokenrockemsockemrobotsgameandanenglishdegree

7/18/2012 2:12:40 PM

$ipaybytheweekformyspinninrims

7/18/2012 2:24:53 PM

$whatrims?

7/18/2012 2:32:07 PM

$bagofdoritos

7/18/2012 2:34:09 PM

$negative

7/18/2012 2:43:23 PM

1MILLIONDOLLARS

There, I said it... now someone please call me names

/thread

7/18/2012 2:44:10 PM

$liar

7/18/2012 2:44:52 PM

^^ Dr. Evil is the 1%.

7/18/2012 2:45:32 PM

Oh man I can't wait for my parents to die.

7/18/2012 2:51:40 PM

my insulin pump was $6500 and my organs are being donated when I die.

so maybe $6500 + science!!!

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:14 PM. Reason : I don't know the depreciate in value of insulin pumps and organs. ]

7/18/2012 3:10:57 PM

$tub so flard

7/18/2012 3:33:21 PM

$positive

7/18/2012 3:36:11 PM

^^^^

7/18/2012 3:40:54 PM

A negative 32bit floating point variable + $1.

#oneupperishere.

(wtf is a negative 32bit floating point variable?)

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:47 PM. Reason : l]

7/18/2012 3:43:52 PM

first honest answer?

[rough approximations]

Alive:
160 kg Ag OR 2.75 kg Au

Death now of natural cause:
285 kg Ag OR 5 kg Au

Death now of unnatural cause:
400 kg Ag OR 7 kg Au

[ibtwhatadouchebag]

7/18/2012 3:58:00 PM

We're talking money, not weight.
Get that kilogram junk out of here.
Dollars and cents and floating point variables only.

[Edited on July 18, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : l]

7/18/2012 3:58:44 PM

$riceandbeans

7/18/2012 3:59:09 PM

if you are too fucking lazy to convert to money, don't fucking complain. i will post whatever. stfu.

7/18/2012 4:01:24 PM

http://www.mint.com

7/18/2012 4:03:04 PM

sadly, i'm worth a lot more dead than alive, thanks to my company life insurance.

7/18/2012 4:27:35 PM

more than yesterday. as long as i can keep that trend going, i'll be fine

7/18/2012 4:50:00 PM

-$gettingmarried


oh snap, this is the new #hashtag!

7/18/2012 5:41:12 PM

I'm gonna post like oeppi.

today I am worth 5,252 Hanes brand socks full of mint jelly or 65,219 thimblefulls of diced garlic.

if I died of natural causes, I would be worth 863 Kia Forte trunks full of sand, or 63,013 barrels of Big Red gum.

If I died in an accident involving a narwhal, or a one eyed man named Larry, then I would be worth 87 spare tires full of cocaine, or 632,521 sample travel sized shampoo bottles filled 3/4th of the way full of Remy Martin cognac.

Fuck anyone who doesn't want to take the time to convert any of that to useful units. I post whatever I want.

7/18/2012 5:58:09 PM

I hate to brag, but I have over 6 mid-century modern credenzas I'm not even using.

7/18/2012 8:24:43 PM

I have many leather-bound books.

7/18/2012 8:32:28 PM

^^^ aaahahahaha

7/18/2012 8:41:21 PM

my net worth is pretty substantial...

as far as poor white trash goes

7/18/2012 8:46:41 PM

$3.1415927.50

7/18/2012 8:47:48 PM

-$TEXAS

Med school is expensive.

7/21/2012 11:40:22 PM

net worth is probably the worst concept of all of capitalism. somehow people allegedly are worth a certain amount. bullocks.

7/22/2012 1:01:57 AM

Quote :

"I'm gonna post like oeppi. today I am worth 5,252 Hanes brand socks full of mint jelly or 65,219 thimblefulls of diced garlic. if I died of natural causes, I would be worth 863 Kia Forte trunks full of sand, or 63,013 barrels of Big Red gum. If I died in an accident involving a narwhal, or a one eyed man named Larry, then I would be worth 87 spare tires full of cocaine, or 632,521 sample travel sized shampoo bottles filled 3/4th of the way full of Remy Martin cognac. Fuck anyone who doesn't want to take the time to convert any of that to useful units. I post whatever I want."

/thread

7/22/2012 1:08:07 AM

alive... like -25k
dead like 275k

7/22/2012 3:44:18 AM