She was in my bedroom earlier - not by my doing. I woke up to someone peeking their head in my door. Clearly on drugs, the only thing she would say is 'i want you.' She lied about knowing the landlord. I gave her a glass of water that she dropped on the ground. Then she told me I was hot and asked me how big my dick was. I told her to leave so she sat down on my front porch and asked for more water and popcorn. I asked her who she was waiting for and she said her pimp larry.

I locked all the doors and windows, are there any social services that I can call? I don't want to call the police

7/19/2012 9:36:53 AM

If you ever wondered if you could murder someone and get away with it, now would probably be one of your best chances to find out.

7/19/2012 9:38:34 AM

Battered women's shelter maybe?

7/19/2012 9:38:39 AM

call larry and tell him to come get his whore

7/19/2012 9:38:41 AM

who the fuck doesn't lock their door

7/19/2012 9:39:12 AM

My parents don't. But they also don't have anything worth stealing.

7/19/2012 9:39:51 AM

just don't call her a skank

she'll drop an ATM on your head

7/19/2012 9:40:07 AM

^^^ Just called them, they advised calling the police but in that time she left the porch.

7/19/2012 9:40:52 AM

I'd have fucked her.

7/19/2012 9:40:53 AM

really creeped me out. I sleep naked and she was basically in my bedroom staring at me sleeping...

7/19/2012 9:41:42 AM

pics or gtfo

7/19/2012 9:45:51 AM

pics or it didn't happen

7/19/2012 9:45:59 AM

Oh, ya, no worries. Next time she comes in my room with crazy meth eyes, ill be like 'hold on for just a minute there k, i have to snap a picture for the fella's on the wolf web'.

7/19/2012 9:48:21 AM

Lucky you didn't get robbed. Lock your door.

7/19/2012 9:53:04 AM

Well did you give her any popcorn?

I don't care who you are, when a strung out hooker asks you for some popcorn....

7/19/2012 9:55:09 AM

Quote :

" Then she told me I was hot and asked me how big my dick was."

Sounds like she was fairly cordial, and this was an entirely valid question given her profession. How did you respond?

[Edited on July 19, 2012 at 10:08 AM. Reason : P]

7/19/2012 10:03:29 AM

presumably she already saw it

7/19/2012 10:05:25 AM

So what all is missing from your APT?

7/19/2012 10:26:54 AM

More importantly, do you think this could be the same Larry of Larry's Beans fame?

7/19/2012 10:44:20 AM

I assumed Larry the Cable Guy.

7/19/2012 10:48:06 AM

she was clearly playing like she was on drugs and was casing your place

you'll come home later to find it cleaned out of any valuables

7/19/2012 10:51:10 AM

That's only if he lets her back in after getting a call from her that her new boyfriend is hitting her. The same new boyfriend that she cheated on him with. If he takes her back and lets her stay the night he'll come home to find out they are back together and his place is cleared out.

7/19/2012 11:12:02 AM

Quote :

"just don't call her a skank she'll drop an ATM on your head"

lol

7/19/2012 11:14:44 AM

Lucky you didn't get raped. Lock your door.

7/19/2012 7:37:07 PM

You missed out on a fantastic business opportunity

7/19/2012 7:42:55 PM

Doors are locked and I set up a camera to record the front porch tonight. also installed prey on my laptop and phone.

I should be good I think. Im sleeping clothed tonight though

7/19/2012 7:45:11 PM

Quote :

"who the fuck doesn't lock their door"

I haven't locked my door in the 4 years I've lived in my current house. Then again, I don't live within walking distance of any streetwalkers (or anyone for that matter)

7/19/2012 7:46:21 PM

Well, I for one am sleeping naked and unlocking all my doors and windows tonight.

One mans trash is another mans sloot.

7/19/2012 8:50:40 PM

was she cute, and i am assuming since you said she had meth eyes this is a Caucasian woman?

7/19/2012 9:17:55 PM

^^leave your address so I know what porch to land on tonight

7/19/2012 9:25:58 PM

^^ not cute and no, african. she said she was from trinidad. Her eyes were just very glazed over, could have been drugs, could have been from being up all night parting in my living room

7/19/2012 9:32:42 PM

I give this thread a 3

7/19/2012 9:47:06 PM

I'm pretty sure you could call the cops and not press charges

7/19/2012 9:52:04 PM

I guess its been confirmed that the prostitute was using a smokeable cocaine product that she probably got at the london olympics 2012, which, if you are interested, can be found here http://www.london2012.com

7/19/2012 10:48:19 PM

Was there REALLY a prostitute on your porch?

7/19/2012 11:13:39 PM

Quote :

"DivaBaby19"

What's your snuggling rate?

7/19/2012 11:18:26 PM

Ya, it was all a true story. scared the shit out of me

7/19/2012 11:24:08 PM

I picked her up, took her to the pawn shop, took her to get a couple more hits, brought her back to the house got serviced, now she is talking about crazy shit on the porch asking for popcorn.

I knew I never shoullda got that popcorn machine on ebay.

7/19/2012 11:25:44 PM

I'm impressed you didn't mistake her for a zombie in your half awake daze and beat her to death with a lava lamp

7/19/2012 11:49:20 PM

I wish I could say there was a prostitute on my front porch. Right now.

7/19/2012 11:52:07 PM

I will snuggle for LSU gear

^hey now

7/20/2012 12:15:11 AM

"It's me, Divababy"

7/20/2012 12:19:34 AM

lol in on page 1

7/20/2012 12:23:47 AM

Quote :

"If you ever wondered if you could murder someone and get away with it, now would probably be one of your best chances to find out."

Quote :

"I guess its been confirmed that the prostitute was using a smokeable cocaine product that she probably got at the london olympics 2012, which, if you are interested, can be found here http://www.london2012.com"

hahaha

7/20/2012 12:29:54 AM

lolololol Mulva

I got some Vaseline right chyea

[Edited on July 20, 2012 at 12:39 AM. Reason : e]

7/20/2012 12:39:26 AM

UPDATE: She came back, police were called

small note: She is actually a He.

7/28/2012 4:03:14 PM

thread would be better with pics

7/28/2012 4:09:13 PM

Well then, I guess you really missed out then.

Did you get pictures of "Larry?"

7/28/2012 4:12:31 PM

do you still live in the woods

that'd make this story better

7/28/2012 4:21:48 PM

setemup

7/28/2012 4:22:46 PM