Check out this douche bag. "Captain" Rodriguez has created an entirely fake profile to document his life in the army, which seems more like the script from Rambo. He's even gone as far as creating other profiles to have fake conversations with and one of those profile pics is of a dead Army Ranger. He's also awarded himself various medals in an attempt to seem cool and apparently try to pick up hispanic chicks. Dude's a total dick, but reading his profile messages is extremely entertaining.
http://www.facebook.com/snakeeater1985

7/19/2012 12:45:20 PM

Let's carpet bomb this faggot.

7/19/2012 12:46:22 PM

7/19/2012 12:46:42 PM

i don't see why this is so upsetting. it's nothing but a fake facebook page?

7/19/2012 12:48:45 PM

...stole my flow

7/19/2012 12:49:56 PM

That's because the only pride simon and wdprice know is the kind they throw parades for in San Francisco

[Edited on July 19, 2012 at 12:50 PM. Reason : damn divas]

7/19/2012 12:50:08 PM