I instinctively jumped because i felt something unholy underneath my toes. Looking down I saw the spider and hundreds of spider babies scattering away from it. I backed off and it did the "come at me bro" while the babies spread across the back porch. The mom was about one and a half times the size of a quarter.

I took some pics but they came out shitty and you can't really see the babies.

Sweet dreams!

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It was probably high on the official London Olympics Cocaine and Dewormer product available at http://www.london2012.com

It probably looked like this



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[Edited on July 19, 2012 at 11:37 PM. Reason : Hfjd]

7/19/2012 11:33:33 PM

At my friend's parents' house in high school, we saw a large, fat spider coming at us in the garage so we took a tv tray and dropped it on it. We thought "awesome, we got it!" until hundreds of babies started spreading out very quickly and cornering us.

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7/19/2012 11:37:09 PM

thread is useless without pics to give me nightmares...kkthx

7/20/2012 1:17:08 AM

Here you go, mytwocents

7/20/2012 1:23:42 AM

LOL, though I think I'm safe on nightmares.

7/20/2012 1:51:26 AM

that pic is a little way too blurry to give anyone nightmares

7/20/2012 2:07:04 AM

or maybe that is even more scary

7/20/2012 2:08:24 AM

crazy the athleticism on spider babies. imagine if babies jumped out in the hospital and started doing flips across the room and took off running.

7/20/2012 3:07:19 AM

I fucking hate spiders!
My garage is infested with Brown Widows.

7/20/2012 7:28:14 AM

Paging Klatypus

You're gonna get it now son.

7/20/2012 7:47:13 AM

God, I hope so!

7/20/2012 7:59:19 AM

Just imagine the ones that were small enough to crawl under your toenails.

Your shaky cam pics are relevant to relating how scurred you were.

Apparently my phone replaces to with "^^yo". my phone is retarded.

7/20/2012 8:15:21 AM

I don't care, it is not my stomach those babies are going to parasitize. good luck

7/20/2012 9:38:55 AM

Spider spray is pretty effective on baby spiders.

7/20/2012 11:27:53 PM