It wasnt. Numbers aren't sentient and thus incapable of fealing fear.

7/20/2012 6:13:55 PM

feeling

7/20/2012 6:15:02 PM

Reel dumb.

7/20/2012 6:22:01 PM

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs waterskiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

7/20/2012 6:23:01 PM

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?

A donkey. In the morning it has 4 legs, in the afternoon you chop 2 of them off, and at night you glue one back on.

7/20/2012 6:27:18 PM

^hahaha

7/20/2012 6:28:27 PM

What's a pirates favorite letter?


Most pirates were illiterate so it's highly unlikely they knew any letters.

[Edited on July 20, 2012 at 6:28 PM. Reason : ^^lol]

[Edited on July 20, 2012 at 6:34 PM. Reason : v lol]

7/20/2012 6:28:33 PM

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

one. screwing in a light bulb is an elementary task easily performed by any individual.

7/20/2012 6:32:43 PM

A Jew, a Muslim, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jew, what would you like?" The Jew says, "Sweet tea." The three men then sit at a table and have a pleasant conversation.

7/20/2012 6:38:39 PM

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NEIN

7/20/2012 6:40:36 PM

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?


What kind of question is that you sick fuck?

7/20/2012 6:47:46 PM

knock knock!

"who's there?"

"papa john's."

"wow, that was quick. thanks, have a good night, man."

7/20/2012 6:52:01 PM

Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?

7/20/2012 7:05:07 PM

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, go on now, gitout

7/20/2012 8:22:00 PM

I like this thread

7/20/2012 8:26:23 PM

What do you call a dead baby on the floor?

7/20/2012 10:22:39 PM

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

They're quite different, actually; no reasonable comparisons can be made.

7/20/2012 11:13:31 PM

So a baby seal walks into a club...

7/20/2012 11:34:54 PM

how do you catch a unique rabbit?

traditional methods include snares and box traps.

7/20/2012 11:51:10 PM

Unique up on it.

7/20/2012 11:58:24 PM

A man walks into a bar


his alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

7/20/2012 11:59:01 PM

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim walk into a bar


separately of course.

7/21/2012 12:01:01 AM

A Giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Highballs are on me!"

7/21/2012 12:24:35 AM

my kind of humor itt

7/21/2012 12:52:31 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket.

He worked at the marina.

His wife was a school teacher.

7/21/2012 12:57:22 AM

paerobol with the straight kill shot lol

7/21/2012 12:58:23 AM

Eaton Bush doesn't understand ITT.

7/21/2012 1:00:41 AM

whats black and white and red all over?

It's your dalmation, he's dead.

7/21/2012 1:02:16 AM

yo mama's so fat, i'm genuinely concerned her health may be at risk.

7/21/2012 1:05:14 AM

What does a gay horse say?










neigh

7/21/2012 1:05:40 AM

7/21/2012 1:13:32 AM

<--- Oh he understands it. He is just going against the grain.

7/21/2012 9:49:52 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens small brains are incapable of reasoning, so it was probably in search of food or trying to evade a predator.

7/21/2012 10:29:45 AM

7/21/2012 10:47:35 AM

whats brown and sticky

7/21/2012 11:00:48 AM

because 7 sodomized 9

7/21/2012 11:24:23 AM

What did one crow say to the other crow when he saw the movie "The Crow"?

While crows are highly intelligent birds which arguably have their own simplistic language, it's improbable that the crow knows or cares about the movie industry. It was likely he was in the theater scavenging discarded popcorn, and his calls were probably related to the location of food.

[Edited on July 21, 2012 at 11:29 AM. Reason : ]

7/21/2012 11:29:26 AM

what did the fish say when it hit the wall?

"concrete!"

7/21/2012 11:56:19 AM

A man walks into a bar.

He had a bruise for weeks.

7/21/2012 12:07:45 PM

What do you get when you cross a bull and a bird?

Well, the bird probably won't care, but the bull will gore you if you make him mad.

7/21/2012 12:39:16 PM

alright we are getting some diminishing quality here at the end

7/21/2012 1:19:00 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the road spoke ill of the chicken's mother.

7/21/2012 1:32:21 PM

why dont you play poker in the jungle?

too many cheetahs.

7/21/2012 1:32:34 PM

Someone's been watching the disney channel

7/21/2012 1:45:40 PM

geniusboy, do you have children?

7/21/2012 2:24:06 PM

Quote :

"A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart. "

/thread

7/21/2012 3:58:34 PM

anti-joke.com

[Edited on July 21, 2012 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ]

7/21/2012 3:59:20 PM

A man brings his dog into the bar. The bartender says "Hey, no dogs allowed in here." The man says, "But bartender, this here's a special dog. He can talk." The bartender calls the police who have the man committed to a mental hospital.

7/21/2012 5:56:43 PM

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Tell her you're sorry for whoever did this and offer to get her medical assistance.

7/21/2012 6:05:14 PM

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Since sound is a mechanical wave that is an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a solid, liquid, or gas, composed of frequencies within the range of hearing and of a level sufficiently strong to be heard, we can conclude that the presence of a hearer is not a qualification for the generation of sound.

7/21/2012 6:13:39 PM