One of my friends as an undergrad who used to live in another dorm stayed over in my room one night. He asked for boxers, so I gave him a clean pair. He woke up in the morning and left before I got up. I sniffed the boxers and they smelled of shit, from like 3-4 inches away.

7/23/2012 11:35:21 AM

It's because he's American and wipes with toilet paper instead of using a bidet.

7/23/2012 11:36:37 AM

so many questions.... why didn't he just walk back to his dorm? and if he was gonna just change back into his old boxers in the morning and leave yours on the floor, why didn't he just sleep in his own boxeers? (i just saw this mentioned in a thread the other day and i've cracked-up about it a few times since)

7/23/2012 11:38:26 AM

trolled em all

7/23/2012 11:40:57 AM

I sniff boxers too. I think its like dogs sniffing butts. Totally normal

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7/23/2012 11:44:51 AM

1 who wears another dude's boxers?
2 in case of 1 who takes them back?

/thread.

7/23/2012 11:47:21 AM

My nose didn't touch the boxers.

7/23/2012 2:41:12 PM

the poop particles still entered the nostrils

7/23/2012 2:45:27 PM

Did you check the hole for crustiness? I'm sure he woke up with morning wood, so there's bound to be some pre-cum in the fabric.

That's assuming he didn't have a naughty dream, at which time an entire load may have been deposited on either the left or right side of the hole, depending on which side of his body he was sleeping.

7/23/2012 4:52:52 PM

The front of the boxers tasted a little salty, now that you mention it.

7/23/2012 4:54:31 PM

Well, at least you performed the necessary tests. Tasting them is okay. Sniffing them would have been nasty. It's okay to smell them from a distance.

7/23/2012 5:06:03 PM

who knows the quality of this 0EPII1 user?

7/23/2012 5:12:55 PM

^I sniffed his boxers and he seemd okay to me

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7/23/2012 5:18:22 PM

It is important that I sense the biological contents of worn underwear.... by whatever means necessary

7/23/2012 8:30:57 PM

Without sniffing his friend's butthole to confirm the source of the offending odour from the boxers, how exactly does OEPII1 get off blaming his friend? How does he know the offensive smell didn't, in fact, originate from his OWN butthole? Based on OEPII1's post history, I would assume he wouldn't have a problem performing an experiment where he obtains and sniffs undergarments that have been wiped across both parties' buttholes.

7/23/2012 8:46:48 PM

I'll have you know that the water running through my bidet, gurgling up, and splashing my butthole is piped in from Lake Minnetonka, motherfucker

in addition, I only use the finest wetnaps to scrub afterwads


and I dry off with a satin butthole towel

7/23/2012 8:54:46 PM