...and says to you, they says:

"look... I know about TWW. let's get to the point though.....which username is yours?"



How would you respond?

7/23/2012 1:29:15 PM

ibts

7/23/2012 1:30:07 PM

i'd tell him bc he already knows & thinks tww is great/helpful. he obviously knows very little about it. lol

7/23/2012 1:30:23 PM

7/23/2012 1:30:28 PM

punchmonk

7/23/2012 1:30:37 PM

"JLCayton"

7/23/2012 1:30:49 PM

the dumb one

7/23/2012 1:31:33 PM

qntmfred

7/23/2012 1:31:43 PM

Joie... then throw him a sly wink and swing dat ass as you walk out of the office.

7/23/2012 1:33:17 PM

punchmonk

7/23/2012 1:34:17 PM

I'd respond like:




Else,

I'd say I was G


Else,

qntmfred

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 1:38 PM. Reason : g]

7/23/2012 1:35:56 PM

KngDouchebag

7/23/2012 1:37:04 PM

BobbyDigital

7/23/2012 1:45:40 PM

esgargs

7/23/2012 1:49:36 PM

^ winner

7/23/2012 1:52:14 PM

fuckfuckfuck or Nigger

7/23/2012 1:54:55 PM

I'd moon him, fart, and pack my things

7/23/2012 1:55:33 PM

ALL OF THEM

each user represents one of my personalities. fire me and I'll sue for discrimination against crazy people.

7/23/2012 1:55:40 PM

i'd lie or say i'm a lurker and never registered

7/23/2012 2:17:15 PM

"none of your fucking business"

7/23/2012 2:18:40 PM

I'd be like, "The wolf what? That sounds neat. Tell me more about this."

7/23/2012 2:37:56 PM

i thought grace was a girl's name.

7/23/2012 3:14:38 PM

Delores

7/23/2012 4:45:26 PM

Lol my boss would never call me in over some stupid shit like that. Also i don't really tww at work

Im krallum and i approved this message

7/23/2012 4:47:46 PM

Krallum's boss HAS however asked him why he keeps accidentally typing "I'm Krallum and I approve this message" at the end of all his work emails.

7/23/2012 4:49:53 PM

Doesn't matter if you TWW at work.

Also, you seem to be having trouble grasping the concept of a hypothetical situation.

7/23/2012 4:51:13 PM

"none of your fucking business"

7/23/2012 4:51:43 PM

Quote :

"The wolf what? That sounds neat. Tell me more about this."

lol

7/23/2012 4:52:56 PM

Sexpenil

7/23/2012 4:56:34 PM

Quote :

"Doesn't matter if you TWW at work."

Selective reading.

But to answer your question that doesn't apply to the personality that pertains to my boss, if he were to ask me something that he would never ask such as this, I would say NIGGERS and then he would probably laugh.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 5:17 PM. Reason : ]

7/23/2012 5:15:31 PM

I'd tell him I was BubbleBobble. He'd respond by saying: "Oh well that explains why you never get anything done."

7/23/2012 6:38:36 PM

NSFW

7/23/2012 7:05:49 PM

i'd be all like LOLOLOL WHATS THAT? I USE BRENTROAD DUMMY

7/23/2012 8:15:56 PM

shoot

7/23/2012 8:17:41 PM

I would probably say, "... You really can't figure it out?"

7/23/2012 8:17:54 PM

My CEO is constantly on facebook, bmw forums, or sending me emails of various news articles. The comptroller always has one screen on facebook or reddit.

I think I'm ok

7/23/2012 8:27:33 PM

I'd tell him he's a dumbass if he can't figure it out

7/23/2012 8:34:20 PM

I realize this meeting is about the wolf web and my membership....which I do not dispute. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

7/23/2012 8:42:50 PM

I'm Batman.

7/23/2012 9:41:06 PM

GeniuSxBoY as I smile impatiently, say somethings stupid, and gracefully make him a shitty pizza and complain about his lack of tips and the stupidity of others.

7/23/2012 9:45:05 PM

I've had this conversation. my boss then signed up for an account, haha

7/23/2012 9:47:49 PM

i'm BlackJesus WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

7/23/2012 10:55:45 PM

JEWS

7/23/2012 10:58:17 PM