They always ruin my naps. Two probably late teen white people knock on my door and all nervous like introduce themselves and say they've been talking to my neighbors about the bible. I interject that I don't like the bible. He asks why and I tell him that the bible is gay. They look shocked/confused so I close the door, lock it, and lay back down on the couch... and can't go back to sleep

FML

8/3/2012 11:00:51 AM

8/3/2012 11:02:52 AM

I was expecting a cool story bro

8/3/2012 11:04:14 AM

Interesting. Tell me less.

8/3/2012 11:05:17 AM

No one can save you from eternal damnation.

8/3/2012 11:06:27 AM

That's more like it.

8/3/2012 11:06:29 AM

Next time hit on them. Also having your roommate come to the door pantsless helps too.

8/3/2012 11:08:48 AM

8/3/2012 11:09:42 AM

I was thinking about hitting on them but I didn't want them to stick around. I was hoping to get the rest of that nap in

8/3/2012 11:11:01 AM

I had a local pastor come by my house one saturday, trying to do his thang. He started out nice, but then started on the salvation thing. When i tried to politely blow him off, he got quite forceful and said 'that's not what I asked you'. So i blatantly lied to him, he knew it, and he went on his way. What an asshole

8/3/2012 11:11:16 AM

This story has nothing to do with fucking. I am disappointed.

8/3/2012 12:39:15 PM

I thought you had to be married to fuck an evangelican?

8/3/2012 12:40:30 PM

Invite them in your house for a spot of tea.

8/3/2012 12:57:14 PM

I don't want them in my house

8/3/2012 1:43:54 PM

Explain to them the dangers of indoctrination and give them some historical examples of "get em while they're young"

8/3/2012 1:50:06 PM

I just schedule a consultation and make sure I'm not home.

8/3/2012 1:56:56 PM