What if you are at the club, bar, pub, etc. after eating a hearty meal (maybe Taco Bell)... and you think you can let a silent one out and it ends up being liquid streaming down your leg with the smell of whatever foul food you ate earlier... stains the lower garments you are wearing and you are about 30 minutes from the place you reside.

What do you do? [Note: no clothing stores withing a 3 miles radius and they are closed at this time at night]

8/4/2012 1:16:06 AM

Mug someone and take their cloths

8/4/2012 1:25:44 AM

if i ate a hearty meal at taco bell, i would also steal someones cloths

8/4/2012 1:26:52 AM

go to the bathroom and wash my clothes with handsoap

8/4/2012 1:37:08 AM

^ lol, I was going to say the same thing. I would even go as far as to take my pants off and handwash them and then use the hand-dryer and tell anyone coming that my ex-girlfriend puked on them in a fit of rage.

8/4/2012 1:49:14 AM

Wash them off as much as possible in the bathroom then just go home. Doesn't seem like too challenging a question.

8/4/2012 12:09:48 PM

What if the men's bathroom is closed and the only one open is the female's bathroom which is filled with women? What do you do then?

8/4/2012 12:16:23 PM

walk in with my pants already off hand it to one and say i'll be back to pick this up in an hour

8/4/2012 12:21:34 PM

throw up on yourself and fake a seizure.

they call 911 who arrives and puts you in paper clothes.

pass on the ambulance.

/win

8/4/2012 12:23:27 PM

Trusting a fart after eating taco bell is a terrible idea.

8/5/2012 7:59:16 AM

8/5/2012 8:06:00 AM

you obviously weren't planning for success at the club if you ate taco smell before hand.

Go home where you can sit in the dark with your no-confidence self.

8/5/2012 8:16:11 AM

Sounds like someone broke their Shit/Fart separator from too much gay sex.

I say the liquid that ran down your leg was man juice from the guy you just hooked up with in the men's bathroom.
What if you just stopped being gay and drove your ass home and put on some new clothes.

8/5/2012 9:19:36 AM

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"tell anyone coming that my ex-girlfriend puked on them in a fit of rage."

whoa- your ex would rage puke on you? that's hardcore!!

8/5/2012 11:26:10 AM

If you couldn't get into a bathroom to wash off your pants or fake a seizure, you need to get some dumb whore to dump bar food and beer all over you and then run.

8/5/2012 11:36:08 AM

You could also hit a drunk idiot upside the head in the bathroom and swap pants with him. Sure he would wake up on the bathroom floor with a stinky surprise.

[Edited on August 5, 2012 at 12:21 PM. Reason : ]

8/5/2012 12:15:08 PM

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"you obviously weren't planning for success at the club if you ate taco smell before hand. Go home where you can sit in the dark with your no-confidence self. "

Yeah, that is the opposite of bringing your A game.

8/5/2012 12:18:46 PM