"So my grandmother got arrested for being an accessory to a drug deal. Guess who's being asked to pay the $750 bail bond? "


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8/10/2012 9:40:32 PM

I wouldn't post bail. Let her rot!

8/10/2012 9:41:31 PM

Why wouldn't you pay it? its your grandmother

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8/10/2012 9:53:20 PM

I'd bail my grandma out of jail.

8/10/2012 10:35:51 PM

I'd bail my grandma out and tell her she had to repay me in homemade bread and pecan pies.

8/10/2012 10:42:08 PM

^ this

8/10/2012 11:04:14 PM

My grandma would have to make me a full meal with leftovers to take home.

8/10/2012 11:07:14 PM

my grandmother wouldn't be arrested.

8/10/2012 11:09:36 PM

My grandmother is dead

Or, in other words ^this

[Edited on August 10, 2012 at 11:14 PM. Reason : LOL GET IT]

8/10/2012 11:14:22 PM

My grandmother is dead. And the one that is alive is a raging cunt bitch.

8/10/2012 11:14:56 PM

My other grandmother does not exist... Although I do have a step grandma who is pretty cool

8/10/2012 11:17:06 PM

1/4th immaculate???

8/10/2012 11:29:00 PM

Your grandmother sold me smokeable cocaine products with deworming agents at the 2012 London Olympics.

8/11/2012 8:51:31 AM

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"Since someone requested more details concerning my grandma, here goes. She's been addicted to either heroin and then pills for the last 15 plus years. She's lost a ton of weight and her teeth have fallen out. She's so damn skinny I feel her shoulder blades digging into me when she hugs me tight. It's a miracle she's still alive. My dad says that she had a cousin stay with her for awhile and at one point she drove the cousin somewhere and they sold pills/drugs out of the car. Whoever they sold it to snitched and that's how the cops got them. At this point (11 PM Friday), no one has been able to tell me exactly where she's being held so I haven't bailed her out. Honestly, I kind of feel like she should spend at least a little time there. She steals my grandpa's painkillers that he actually needs and she's basically a shell of the person I knew growing up. Some of us have asked her to join a treatment program and she's refused. If she's going to be like that, what good is spending $750 for her to be out doing the same shit she did before? "

8/11/2012 8:54:37 AM

I'd let my grandma rot. Actually I'll let anyone in my family rot.

8/11/2012 8:55:23 AM

How the fuck is she hugging you??

8/11/2012 8:58:13 AM

I could honestly see my Grandmother getting arrested. Not because of shit like drug/heroine addiction, but for driving the wrong way on the highway, having an open container in her car, or being held in contempt at a court hearing or something. She's just crazy enough to think she can get away with doing whatever she wants, and she'd push the limits until she ended up in jail. Frankly, she's awesome, and I wouldn't mind bailing her out a time or two, I'm honestly surprised I haven't had to do that before.

8/11/2012 9:02:08 AM

ahahahahhaha


Also do not bail out until Monday, bail might get reduced at first appearance.

8/11/2012 9:02:32 AM

my grandmother wouldn't be arrested.

8/11/2012 5:42:39 PM

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" How the fuck is she hugging you??"

Lol

8/11/2012 5:56:41 PM

How old is the grandmother in question?

8/11/2012 6:33:32 PM

what a white trash family

8/11/2012 6:34:38 PM

better remind granny that snitches end up in ditches. just like she told you as a kid, no one likes a taddletale.

8/11/2012 7:19:16 PM

Did you pay her bail?

8/11/2012 8:46:39 PM

^ It's probably lafta's grandmother... So probably not.

8/11/2012 9:55:48 PM

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"I'd bail my grandma out of jail."

Sure. Your grandmother. Not everyone's grandmother is the pie-baking, comforting, loving type.

8/12/2012 9:50:21 PM

i would not bail any pill head / heroin addict out no matter how im related to them. it might do them some good to stay in there and detox.

8/13/2012 7:38:15 AM

Unless his name is Dr. House and he has a medical problem to solve and a life hangs in the balance, then it's fine to bail him out

8/13/2012 12:13:12 PM