not even worth quoting

8/28/2019 6:04:52 PM

My 18th TWW anniversary was 2 days ago. I was 18 when I joined. Half my life as a t-dubber? It's more likely than you think!

8/28/2019 10:02:46 PM

Ew gross you're old

8/28/2019 10:15:48 PM

The older the berry the sweeter the juice.

8/28/2019 10:18:02 PM

Oh, shit, my 18th anniversary was on the 22nd. Totally missed it. I was 20 when I joined, so I'm not quite at the half my life mark yet.

8/29/2019 6:26:35 AM

Ew gross you're old

8/29/2019 8:52:31 AM

also, def getting old when i warn people about the nutritional facts of a popeyes chicken sandwich, then a dink responds with a pseudoscience opinion piece about salt being good for blood pressure, and i pwn him/her/them.

8/29/2019 9:35:50 AM

When you realize the parking lot shooting occurred 15 years ago, you old ass mother fuckers.

8/29/2019 10:52:13 AM

I turn 34 today. I got a Tilley hat for my birthday. I am a pair of white new balances away from full on dadcore.

8/29/2019 10:59:55 AM

I don't know what a Tilley hat is.

Is it a hat advertising Tilley Harley-Davidson?

8/29/2019 12:57:27 PM

no, it's a wide brimmed hat that looks like a safari hat. old guys love them.

8/29/2019 2:46:36 PM

i was gifted a duluth crusher hat, similar to the tilley

great hats

8/29/2019 3:00:11 PM

the fuck is this, hat talk

change the channel already

8/29/2019 3:56:29 PM

This is chit hat

8/29/2019 4:35:52 PM

You know you're getting old when your arm gets sore after a fap.

8/30/2019 9:24:21 AM

This makes me feel older than dirt. I was born closer to the moon landing than my son was to 9/11

8/30/2019 4:04:26 PM

^haha

8/31/2019 7:20:13 PM

my kid is in high school now

9/1/2019 1:24:12 PM

when you can't beat a teenager on basketball court.

[Edited on September 1, 2019 at 5:30 PM. Reason : typo]

9/1/2019 5:30:41 PM

My oldest is in college now

I'm old.

9/1/2019 5:41:01 PM

My oldest is running for the Democratic presidential nomination now

9/1/2019 8:00:47 PM

^That's the one whose mother is licking her own tit in a photo on here, right?

9/1/2019 8:35:36 PM

If I eat half a pizza in a sitting now, I end up on the shitter like 5 times the next day. Getting old

9/1/2019 10:09:41 PM