...make sure your dog doesn't get loose.

From Facebook ('near Wilmington, NC'):

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"So Saturday night, my nieces come inside and tell me there is a dog outside on my front porch. I notice it is the neighbors dog, so we walk over and knock on the door several times, but get no answer. So, I call the number on the tag several times and finally get an answer. The male neighbor tells me he is a truck driver and has been gone for 2 months. I told him I saw his wife come home earlier with the dogs and that there are two cars in the driveway (a silver one and a van). He tells me he has tried to call her and can't get an answer. He then kept saying "I wonder whose silver car is there"...Opps!!! Think I may have started something...my bad!!! Anyways, my nieces took good care of the dog while he stayed at my house They got him a blanket, some water and gave him lots of love!!! They are sooo sweet!!"

8/13/2012 1:05:06 PM

I know I've been mentioning a lot lately I want to get a dog, but I have changed my mind.

8/13/2012 1:09:43 PM

8/13/2012 1:12:49 PM

you just need the right dog!

8/13/2012 1:12:54 PM

Opps!!!

8/13/2012 1:20:58 PM

8/13/2012 1:44:47 PM

Cheating fucking whores...

8/13/2012 1:58:59 PM

Clearly the real lesson in this thread is don't leave your wife for months at a time. So you're good, ri--

oh.

Yeah.

About that ...

8/13/2012 2:09:10 PM

8/13/2012 2:12:31 PM

8/13/2012 2:13:02 PM

don't worry Skwinkle i'm good with dogs I'd never do something dumb like that while i'm over

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shit

8/13/2012 2:13:39 PM

this thread is gonna be gold in 6 months

8/13/2012 2:27:04 PM

They could just be in there talking, and not answering the phone or door because their discussion is so intense.

8/13/2012 2:46:57 PM

8/13/2012 3:24:08 PM

^

8/13/2012 3:32:39 PM

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"Opps!!!"

Other People's Properties (dog, wife)

8/13/2012 3:38:45 PM

there is an urban legend about this guy who walks his dog every other day in the evening.

one day he is really sick, and his wife walks the dog instead

the dog leads her straight to another woman's house a few blocks over

8/13/2012 3:45:19 PM