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BigMan157
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

8/14/2012 3:57:44 PM

V0LC0M
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And can someone catch a god-damn ball?! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!

[Edited on August 14, 2012 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

8/14/2012 3:58:58 PM

Slave Famous
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Always wondered what a cock flavored lollipop would taste like

Since, you know, cock doesn't really have a flavor

8/14/2012 3:59:36 PM

DeltaBeta
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Quote :
"All I know is, that dyke can play."

8/14/2012 3:59:44 PM

dropdeadkate
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aaaahaha I thought this was about some really horrible band my friend used to be in

seriously. worst band ever.

please to die rip/torn

8/14/2012 4:04:03 PM

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Lance Armstrong: Could I get a bottle of water. - - Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?

Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!

Lance Armstrong: Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.

Peter La Fleur: Really?

Lance Armstrong: Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just
can't get enough of it. But, good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks
from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.

Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.

Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?

Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.

Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.

8/14/2012 4:08:02 PM

AxlBonBach
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8/14/2012 5:58:02 PM

MinkaGrl01

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^^ lol what's that from?

8/14/2012 6:04:14 PM

Kurtis636
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Holy fuck.

8/14/2012 6:47:00 PM

DivaBaby19
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^^serial????

8/14/2012 6:49:05 PM

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8/14/2012 6:55:31 PM

MinkaGrl01

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Lol my bad I didn't really scan the thread, I just read that post and laughed. Guess I'll have to check out the movie

8/14/2012 7:01:59 PM

Mr. Joshua
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