When I was out for my evening jog, I found a bunny rabbit curled up all alone in the gutter. WTF do I do?!

8/15/2012 6:00:40 PM

give it hugs

8/15/2012 6:02:27 PM

pan fry it, make some gravy, serve over rice

8/15/2012 6:09:50 PM

put it in the woods/forest.

8/15/2012 6:42:50 PM

snap its foot off and tie it around your neck

8/15/2012 6:44:20 PM

This is what a local rescue group that I've supported has to say about bunnies:

http://nc-claws.org/rescueneed.htm

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"Bunnies: Many people think they have found orphaned bunnies when they find babies alone. Mother rabbits leave their young most of the day, only coming back to feed them a few times, mostly at dawn and dusk. If you find a bunny that you think is in need of help, try to locate its nest. If the nest is intact, put the bunny back. If a bunny is fully furred and has its eyes open, its probably old enough to make it on its own. If you find a baby bunny who does not have its eyes open, and you cannot find its nest, it does need help. If you find a nest that is seriously disturbed, try to put it back together, but DO NOT move it! Mother bunnies expect their nest to be exactly where they left them. Moving them as far as just a foot can ensure that mom won't return. Understand that raising orphaned bunnies without experience is very tricky. Even many experienced rehabilitators will tell you it is nearly impossible to keep them alive. This is due to the fact that they need the cecotropes from a female rabbit each day. This is the reason that only rehabilitators with adult female rabbits in permanent residents are usually successful at rehabilitating bunnies. Also, if you find an orphan in need, please do not keep it in temperatures above 80 degrees as this can be deadly."

8/15/2012 7:04:35 PM

TAKE ADORABLE PICTURES AND POST THEM. What kind of a silly question is that?

And unfortunately, baby bunnies are extremely difficult to take care of. Does it have its eyes open? Do you have any idea how old it is?

8/15/2012 7:06:33 PM

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"cecotropes"

a.k.a. special poo-poo

8/16/2012 1:32:59 AM

Paging Gypsy

8/16/2012 1:44:39 AM

The rabbit, FTR

9/3/2012 10:11:09 PM

dawwwwwww

9/3/2012 10:13:40 PM

Letuce and a carrot. How stereotypical, racist.

9/3/2012 10:14:01 PM

this entire thread was a ploy by EMCE to show off the fact that he has finger shoes.

9/3/2012 10:14:24 PM

did you really give him a carrot? ha

9/3/2012 10:14:38 PM

it's spinach, OK!?!

9/3/2012 10:14:58 PM

Vibrams, huh

9/3/2012 10:16:39 PM

How do you like the vibrant?

9/3/2012 10:19:01 PM

I didn't know what to do, ok?!

I threw a fucking carrot and some spinach in there for him to eat. Went to take a shower after my jog, came back, and the motherfucker had awoken from his catatonic state and was gone....


Yeah, I ran in Vibrams for about a year. I have abandoned them. Too much joint ache running in them long distance. Plus, I don't really dig the shorter strides I take in them.

9/3/2012 10:19:52 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/vibram-fivefinger-cyclists.php

9/3/2012 10:23:03 PM

god damn that shit is adorable

9/3/2012 10:24:50 PM

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" I ran in Vibrams for about a year. I have abandoned them. Too much joint ache running in them long distance. "

amen. my achilles gave me a big F U for going any farther than three miles in them.


In other news, the bunny is cute as hell.

9/3/2012 10:27:36 PM

YEAH!

Once I started to get reliable ankle and knee pain.... fuck off.

[Edited on September 3, 2012 at 10:29 PM. Reason : kknothnks]

9/3/2012 10:27:48 PM

d'aww

9/3/2012 10:40:50 PM

Put a pancake on his head.

9/3/2012 11:06:03 PM

POOT A PONCACK ON HES HADE!!!

9/4/2012 12:01:00 PM

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"amen. my achilles gave me a big F U for going any farther than three miles in them. "

the exact reason i started using vibrams in the first place (having pulled both my achilles on separate backpacking trips)...between not wearing shoes with elevated heels (because, really, that's stupid) and regular stretching, i'm far more flexible and the achilles pain is gone

9/4/2012 12:06:22 PM

wait, you still have the bunny? did you get it checked out by a vet? do bunnies get shots and stuff?

9/4/2012 12:06:51 PM

Paging Gypsy

9/4/2012 12:11:23 PM

bunnies do get shot.

9/4/2012 12:12:03 PM