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"When did Dave Mustaine trade in heavy metal for a tinfoil hat? During a concert in Singapore, the 50-year-old Megadeth frontman declared that the Obama administration was responsible for the recent mass shootings in Aurora and Oak Creek. “My president,” he told the crowd, making a dramatic gagging gesture, “is trying to pass a gun ban. So he’s staging all of these murders, like the ‘Fast and Furious’ thing down at the border, in Aurora, Colo., all the people that were killed there, and now the beautiful people at the Sikh temple … I don’t know where I’m gonna live if America keeps going the way it’s going because it looks like it’s turning into Nazi America.”"

8/16/2012 5:30:01 PM

the government staged the shootings. he couldnt do all that by himself.

8/16/2012 5:35:40 PM

At least he's TRYING to figure out how our country is going to shit. That's more than other most people.

8/16/2012 5:38:54 PM

^

he's not "trying" to figure out anything. he's dalready decided that some shootings (which have happened long before obama came into office) are the result of some bat-shit-crazy government conspiracy.

8/16/2012 6:07:50 PM

the problem here isn't that he's being an idiot

the problem is he's making a false connection between Fast and Furious (a legitimate government fuck-up) and the acts of two fuckin nutjobs (joker man and nazi boy)


by lumping them together as all "one big giant government conspiracy, man," it misleads everyone into believing the government is just as non-culpable in the former as the latter.

8/16/2012 6:14:08 PM

if the government can stage 9/11 then a theater shooting is a simple task

come on, sons, stay with him

8/16/2012 6:15:39 PM

Whatta ya mean I couldn't be the President, of the United State of America?

It's still "we the people", right?

8/16/2012 6:17:29 PM

adds a whole 'nother meaning to 'smoke 'em.'






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8/16/2012 6:20:26 PM

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" if the government can stage 9/11 then a theater shooting is a simple task"

Yep. This was even easier than the kennedy assassinations.

8/16/2012 7:01:42 PM

This is why I get all my political views from Al Jourgensen.

8/16/2012 7:50:51 PM

Oh wow.

Thats pretty far out. I believe this about as much as I believe GW had something to do with the 9/11 attacks.

8/16/2012 7:57:17 PM

8/16/2012 8:04:56 PM

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"When did Dave Mustaine trade in heavy metal for a tinfoil hat?"

1988

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8/16/2012 8:06:12 PM

lets see,

Obama was not born in America

the govt did 9/11

the conversion to DTV allows big brother to spy on you

the iran hostage situation was planned by Reagan to make Carter look bad

the brotherhood of the Freemasons is placing its people in all levels of govt in preparation for the New World Order (i hope its the Wolfpac, and not the black and white)

we didnt land on the moon

Marilyn Monroe was killed by one or more Kennedy brothers

Hitler didnt die in 1945, he escaped to South America

VP Johnson staged JFK's assassination

the Holocaust did not happen

Mary Magdalene was pregnant with the child of Jesus, and the bloodline survives to this day

Big oil killed the electric car

the USS Eldridge was an attempt at the cloaking device in 1943, but instead transported the ship to 1984 and back again, but the crew died Event Horizon style

we already have a cure for AIDS and cancer, but an instant cure doesnt make as much money as lifetime treatments

the only reason that prostitution is illegal is because the govt cant tax it efficiently

our govt is in contact with aliens, but this is hidden from the public

Area 51

IBM cheated to give Deep Blue the win

Elvis is still alive, and he killed Michael Jackson

Tupac is still alive, and will make his return at the 2010 winter olympics

Global Warming is man made


did i leave anything out?

8/16/2012 9:01:15 PM

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"we already have a cure for AIDS and cancer, but an instant cure doesnt make as much money as lifetime treatments"

dude this one is soooooo good

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8/16/2012 9:08:06 PM

You forgot going to war in Iraq because they were hiding weapons of mass destruction and moving them around in mobile weapon labs. They'd leave trails of yellow cake to find them as they were moving site to site.

8/16/2012 9:25:17 PM

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"VP Johnson staged JFK's assassination"

thanks CapnObvious

8/16/2012 9:26:38 PM

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"did i leave anything out?"

only about half those are true, you nut.

8/17/2012 11:21:17 AM

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"did i leave anything out?"

airplane chemtrails

8/17/2012 11:37:44 AM

now you're just being ridiculous.

8/17/2012 11:40:55 AM

Lizard people

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8/17/2012 11:56:28 AM

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"did i leave anything out?"

The Mars lander Curiosity is actually in a specially groomed part of the Sahara desert with a red filter on the lens.

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[Edited on August 17, 2012 at 12:13 PM. Reason : ]

8/17/2012 12:12:01 PM

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"GeniuSxBoY All American 14070 Posts user info edit post At least he's TRYING to figure out how our country is going to shit. That's more than other most people. 8/16/2012 5:38:54 PM "

Success isnt measured off of effort, it's measured from results.

8/17/2012 12:45:47 PM

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"only about half those are true, you nut."

the point was that prolly none of them are true

8/17/2012 4:16:15 PM

WRONG!

8/17/2012 8:49:35 PM

Wrong forum. For this we post pictures of tits!

8/17/2012 9:26:35 PM

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"Are you ready for more punditry from Hank Williams Jr.? The country star — who already lost his “Monday Night Football” gig for comparing President Obama to Hitler — caused controversy again this weekend during a concert at the Iowa State Fair. After playing his song “We Don’t Apologize for America,” Williams Jr. called the president a Muslim who hates America. “We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the U.S. — and we hate him,” Williams said. According to a Des Moines Register report, the comments elicited an enthusiastic cheer from the crowd."

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/19/hank_williams_jr_obama_a_muslim_who_hates_america_farming/

8/20/2012 1:58:46 AM

We don't apologize for America, but America sure as fuck apologizes for Hank Williams Jr.

8/20/2012 6:07:24 AM

buh?

8/20/2012 6:12:26 AM

obama aint no muslim

he is an atheist

8/20/2012 7:11:54 AM

Peace sells, but who's buying?

8/20/2012 8:37:40 AM

I hate farming too!

I mean the actual process, it's fucking backbreaking labor. If you've ever done it you know what I mean.

8/20/2012 8:39:31 AM

^^^^^ Mother of God.







Oh, and What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.

[Edited on August 22, 2012 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ^ yep]

8/22/2012 9:48:54 PM