who will meet me for coffee, let me spill everything in complete confidence, and then diagnose my issues?

8/19/2012 1:17:40 PM

I need an amateur rapist

8/19/2012 1:18:17 PM

*raises hand*

Everyone tells me their problems.

8/19/2012 1:19:52 PM

I'm actually looking for a therapist or shaman to assist in entheogenic therapy

know anybody?

8/19/2012 1:34:52 PM

I need an ham at your fair apist

8/19/2012 1:47:05 PM

sweet, thanks bb, I may take you up on that

8/19/2012 8:48:36 PM

is this like when an 'amateur photographer' has auditions for 'amateur models'? or is this more like when a director wants 'amateur actresses' for his unrated film?

8/20/2012 8:36:13 AM

I thought this was about massauses.

I want a happy ending,

8/20/2012 9:06:22 AM

<-- amateur analrapist

8/20/2012 9:41:18 AM

why don't you just PM people with random confessions

8/20/2012 9:42:50 AM