They get on the boat and head out to do some inland fishing. An hour or two into fishing the grandpa opens up the cooler and pulls out a beer.

Grandson: Hey grandpa, can I have one?
Grandpa: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?
Grandson: Uhh, no.
Grandpa: Then no you can't have one.

A while later the grandpa pulls out a cigar and starts smoking it.

Grandson: Hey grandpa, can I have some?
Grandpa: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?
Grandson: Uhh, no.
Grandpa: Then no you can't have some.

A while later the grandson pulls out some homemade cookies his grandmother makes. She makes the best cookies anyone has ever had.

Grandpa: Hey kid, let me have some cookies.
Grandson: Can you touch your dick to your asshole?
Grandpa: Damn straight I can, I'm a real man.
Grandson: Good, then go fuck yourself these are my cookies!


BAZINGA!


What did the suspenders say to the pants?

WHAT UP BRITCHES?!?!

8/22/2012 9:42:41 PM

too many words for sawahash

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8/22/2012 9:43:17 PM

Shell be here all night, folks!

8/22/2012 9:46:08 PM

8/22/2012 9:46:24 PM

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"What did the suspenders say to the pants? WHAT UP BRITCHES?!?!"

i laffed...

a lot

8/22/2012 9:48:02 PM

bigger'n any fish i ever caught, that's for sure

8/22/2012 9:48:24 PM

obviously i was kidding Sarah H. Good joke

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8/22/2012 10:51:19 PM

Always heard that one as a little Johnny joke years ago

8/22/2012 10:52:32 PM

It was a joke I heard at the bar last Friday night...it was a hit

8/23/2012 3:29:29 PM

Think I heard it right around 5th grade.

8/23/2012 3:43:43 PM

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"What did the suspenders say to the pants? WHAT UP BRITCHES?!?!"

best joke in the OP by far.

8/23/2012 3:44:58 PM