Do you like men who last entirely too long? Is pushing 3-4 hours just annoying?

8/29/2012 8:40:42 PM

im sure they get raw

8/29/2012 8:42:50 PM

Yea, I'd assume that, too.

So, better question, do I need to push up my ejaculation time table or just buy vats of lube?

8/29/2012 8:43:37 PM

No. Yes.

8/29/2012 8:46:21 PM

it is all about rhythm so that the girl can get there. If you are getting tired at hour 3 and keep having to break that beat, then yes.... it is just frustrating.



[Edited on August 29, 2012 at 8:53 PM. Reason : 3 hours is a little ridiculous for me though, I would rather screw 3 times in a day]

8/29/2012 8:48:44 PM

Perhaps you should consult a doctor.

8/29/2012 8:49:11 PM

^^^ word

^^ I'm not that out of shape.

^ probably

[Edited on August 29, 2012 at 8:50 PM. Reason : ]

8/29/2012 8:49:18 PM

Hahahaha no way I could fuck for 3 hours.

8/29/2012 8:50:32 PM

No. Yes.

8/29/2012 8:51:04 PM

I had sex for 3 hours once.. Yikes

8/29/2012 8:52:21 PM

Well now I'm going to just start blaming the women

8/29/2012 8:52:58 PM

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"I'm not that out of shape."

so you don't get winded fucking for 3 hours?

you must fuck as slow as my grandma then.

8/29/2012 8:55:21 PM

NO

The hatred burning inside me gives me plenty of "fucking" energy.

8/29/2012 8:56:23 PM

Yep, fucked for 3 hours a few times. I was gonna come dammit.
She came about 10 times
Both of us were sore the next day.

8/29/2012 9:14:24 PM

I'm neither a lady nor a physician, but if you're fucking for 3 hours before you climax you should probably go to the hospital.

8/29/2012 9:15:38 PM

Ya'll niggas giving me a complex

^^ This guy has the right idea.

This started off as a serious thread, btw

8/29/2012 9:25:40 PM

then why the fuck would you put it in chit chat?

8/29/2012 11:00:27 PM

Well, I didn't expect serious responses

8/29/2012 11:15:03 PM

fucking for three hours is shit you do before you have kids.


these days it's all about trying to both get off before the kid wakes up from a nap.

8/29/2012 11:16:56 PM

Fuck that shit. If it's longer than 20 or 30 minutes, count me out. I can generally get off in that amount of time. And if you're fucking too long beyond that amount of time, get the fuck out.

8/29/2012 11:36:01 PM

If you are capable of doing it for 3 hours, you either need to start doing it like you mean business, or you need to take up Ironman triathlons.

8/30/2012 1:01:26 AM

or lay off the stimulants

8/30/2012 2:45:44 AM

Sounds like you have delayed ejaculation. Most women start to experience pain at around 15 minutes.

8/30/2012 3:47:52 AM

Regular sex should last between 7-15 minutes. If either one of you can't get off and have a good time before then, then you're doing something wrong.

Weekend, "we're both drunk!1!!1!" sex can last 20+ minutes, but should never really go above 45 minutes or you're probably going to get a cramp or pull a muscle that will ruin you for the next day. That 20-45 minutes can, and should, include foreplay and several different positions (more than the one or two positions you are in during the "regular sex").

Nobody should be having sex for more than an hour unless they are on viagra and fucking several different women, or they're shooting a porno.

8/30/2012 6:54:28 AM

3 hours?

Do you not have shit to do?

8/30/2012 6:55:43 AM

Why do you care about her orgasm anyway?

20 minutes is sufficient for both of us.

If she can't get off in 20 minutes, it's her own damn problem.







I normally go down on her first. She always cums that way. Then I don't have to care if she cums when we're fucking and can concentrate on doing what I like.

8/30/2012 7:00:37 AM

oh, you are so romantic.

8/30/2012 7:26:49 AM

who the hell, male or female, would want to fuck for that long?? I mean if you're talking about just generally fooling around for hours with mixed sexual play then sure that's great...but straight-up penetrating for more than 20-30 minutes is ridiculous unless you're being all pansy with it and no one is getting off. Which is also ridiculous. The few times I have gone into the hour-range I was in pain, not in the moment anymore, and she was either game-faced in pain or more of a trooper than I.

but maybe I'm a boring lover

Quote :

"Why do you care about her orgasm anyway?"

is this still funny to anyone?

[Edited on August 30, 2012 at 8:55 AM. Reason : man this coffee got gross]

8/30/2012 8:52:39 AM

i'm not sure going for 3 hours is something to be proud of...sounds like a physiological disorder

at some point, quantity (number of times in a day) trumps quantity (length of each session) and becomes quality (frequency + awesome) over a shitty lover (takes far too long and is proud of it)

[Edited on August 30, 2012 at 8:55 AM. Reason : get her off and let her get about her business while you wank it in the bathroom for an afternoon]

8/30/2012 8:55:20 AM

8/30/2012 8:56:25 AM

these threads are why i still love you, jazon. lol

8/30/2012 9:01:44 AM

sometimes I like to have a conversation while fuckin for a few hours
in general it's 20-60min but i'm not stranger to 3-4 hours. no complaints yet. you can't try to destroy it for all 3 hours but i've always varied my stroke

8/30/2012 10:11:02 AM

is this a dick swingin' contest?

cuz ill swing a dick.



but srsly, i thought most people stopped trying to drop humble brags about their endurance at or around age 17. when they became less self conscious about it.

8/30/2012 10:17:16 AM

Quote :

"but srsly, i thought most people stopped trying to drop humble brags about their endurance at or around age 17. when they became less self conscious about it."

But the maturity level on t-dub lags behind the general public at about a 6 year clip. So the humble-bragging stops here from 23-25. Then there are outliers like 60-year old OEP, who will never stop.

8/30/2012 10:20:48 AM

you three hours guys are in the sack doin that skinemax shit

your woman is getting banged out in 10 minutes by another nigga while youre at work


that said, damn those are some great, work safe boobs, glad i posted again

[Edited on August 30, 2012 at 10:25 AM. Reason : w]

8/30/2012 10:25:03 AM

when you're committed to someone, i can see a bunch of quickies because you know there's an opportunity for more. when you have no idea if this will happen again, you gotta slang to impress so at the very minimum your brand isn't soiled with the ideal outcome being a new fwb and excellent word of mouth marketing for your brand

8/30/2012 10:32:32 AM

lmao

8/30/2012 10:33:52 AM

Ask your doctor about it, dude.

Skipping your antidepressant dose that day and possibly the day before will likely remedy a large portion of your problem.

8/30/2012 11:24:15 AM

it could also make you wig the fuck out if you start doing that a lot.

8/30/2012 11:24:59 AM

aye

thats why he should talk to his doctor. antidepressants are notorious for causing inorgasmia and barely workable boners.

its becoming increasingly popular for antidepressants to be prescribed to men with premature ejaculation problems to take a dose when they are expecting some action.

8/30/2012 11:55:23 AM

ask Joie. She's like a doctor or something and has already somewhat established herself as a master of boners and their development

8/30/2012 11:59:47 AM

lol @ smoothcrim's ish being traded on the NYSE

8/30/2012 12:04:19 PM

He's been diversifying into pork bellies and investment grade diamonds


both of which guarantee more botty

8/30/2012 12:13:59 PM

I dont get why guys care about dick size, girth or endurance. I have a small dick, and last 2 minutes, and it feels great. Who the fuck cares what the girl gets out of it?

8/30/2012 12:19:48 PM

you should grow a mustache

8/30/2012 12:21:11 PM

you probably just need a hotter girl.

8/30/2012 12:31:26 PM

blasphemour is all

8/30/2012 12:33:32 PM

Quote :

"Perhaps you should consult a doctor. are gay"

8/30/2012 12:35:02 PM

Quote :

"these threads are why i still love you, jazon. lol"

<3

8/30/2012 5:04:22 PM

This is of intrest to me, as I love to explore a woman's infinite source of orgasms.

8/30/2012 5:16:29 PM