http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

Quote :

"So Todd I got an offer for you. You and me. Any time. Any place. Debating science mano- a-mano. I'll bring the facts, and you bring the Vaseline. Because your ass is gonna fucking need it when I'm done whipping."

8/30/2012 9:16:32 PM

Quote :

"The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

8/30/2012 9:22:02 PM

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/29/todd-akin-blames-bill-nye-hurricane/

some good stuff in there too.. lol

[Edited on August 30, 2012 at 9:34 PM. Reason : currant, not onion]

8/30/2012 9:32:56 PM

who is todd akin?

8/30/2012 9:33:05 PM

what the fuck is the internet?

8/30/2012 9:34:49 PM

Todd Akin is the author of the Bible of Retardness

8/30/2012 9:39:23 PM

aaaaaahahaha rape stork. bill nye is the man

8/30/2012 9:46:43 PM

I use to watch Bill Nye the science guy as a kid... dude was the mother fucking man

8/30/2012 9:48:24 PM

Don Herbert would rape the shit out of Bill Nye

8/30/2012 9:50:18 PM

Ahaha is this for real?

[Edited on August 30, 2012 at 10:17 PM. Reason : 1]

8/30/2012 10:11:53 PM

I, too, watch AOTS.

8/30/2012 11:39:45 PM

The Daily Currant is not real

8/31/2012 1:30:02 PM

Quote :

"The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

what part is unclear?

8/31/2012 11:41:42 PM

Quote :

"I use to watch Bill Nye the science guy as a kid... dude was the mother fucking man "

That is so interesting.

I don't know anyone else who watched Bill Nye the Science Guy as a kid.

I don't know anyone else who thinks he's the mother fucking man

[Edited on September 1, 2012 at 5:58 AM. Reason : .]

9/1/2012 5:57:06 AM

LMAO rape storks

ITT rape jokes are funny

9/1/2012 8:21:08 AM

This is real because Bill Nye was thinking this, even though the event never really took place...

9/1/2012 8:45:14 AM