I think I'm going to try. Any pointers?


I get the feeling it's one of those things that looks good once it's fully grown in... But the process of getting there looks rough. I wore a scroatee for a couple of months, and it was well received.

9/11/2012 11:33:13 AM

not sure if parody or actual physical challenge...

9/11/2012 11:48:34 AM

hey emce

your doppleganger works at five guys in raleigh

i took a picture of him yesterday but it isnt the best..but i swear i think to myself "hey, its emce w a beard.." every time i see him

9/11/2012 11:48:36 AM

im sure those of asian decent can give fine pointers

9/11/2012 12:01:15 PM

Aha, damn...i want to see my clone

9/11/2012 12:14:08 PM

WTF is a scrote beard? Is that a beard on your ball sack?

9/11/2012 3:51:27 PM

hah interesting

9/11/2012 3:51:55 PM

My advice: plan on braiding it, otherwise, your thick n curlies will just kinda go in various directions and resemble the aftermath of someone throwing metal shavings on a magnet.

9/11/2012 3:53:02 PM

^along those lines id recommend you also WC that scrote beard

9/11/2012 3:54:02 PM

9/11/2012 3:55:39 PM

Damn, that cat's melon looks mighty familiar


In regards to the scrote beard, i'm looking for something that screams "i take care of myself", but don't want anything too intimidating. Honestly, that was the problem with my scroatee.

9/11/2012 4:24:06 PM

dick van dyke

9/11/2012 4:29:28 PM