or so i've heard anyways

9/11/2012 9:39:37 PM

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"Be thoughtful/humorous - Hundreds of people browse the message board each day. Before you post something, think to yourself, "would the majority of the users want to read this?". If the answer is "no", then don't post it. "

9/11/2012 9:41:22 PM

good call. can a mod please move this thread to punchmonk's PM box?

9/11/2012 9:43:46 PM

when will punchmonk take you to 2nd base?

9/11/2012 9:43:50 PM

Or 6th robot?

9/11/2012 9:45:04 PM

damn. just realized i missed out on 33,333

9/11/2012 9:49:54 PM

Just press 3 for a while

9/11/2012 9:55:09 PM

I've had a very different experience with punchmonk

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

9/11/2012 9:56:20 PM

what is this I don't even.

More like, take a sandwich zip lock bag and fill it completely with vanilla pudding. Amirite?

9/11/2012 9:58:55 PM

9/11/2012 10:00:43 PM

^^That makes me a sad Panda.

9/11/2012 10:03:55 PM

Why did I just grab my tits to figure out what it would compare to?

And neither situations, so far, work for me

9/11/2012 10:04:45 PM

I have feel tits like this before.


This was my face:

9/11/2012 10:08:34 PM

Maybe I'm alone on this, but I like the feel of fake tits. It lets me know that this stripper has class.

9/11/2012 10:10:28 PM

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"More like, take a sandwich zip lock bag and fill it completely with vanilla pudding. Amirite?"

pretty much

9/11/2012 10:31:26 PM

Why vanilla? Does it feel substantially different from chocolate pudding? tapioca?

9/11/2012 10:32:46 PM

I'm impartial to rice pudding myself

9/11/2012 10:33:34 PM

lol that sounds gross

9/11/2012 10:34:43 PM

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"Why vanilla? Does it feel substantially different from chocolate pudding? tapioca?"

it's tastier to eat afterward

(but chocolate is good too, at least as far as pudding goes)

9/11/2012 10:40:18 PM

why not panna cotta? damn this looks good

9/11/2012 10:41:20 PM

welp... I'm aroused. Continue.

9/11/2012 10:41:37 PM

Yeah, that panna cotta just got me hard.

9/11/2012 10:43:17 PM

I've got something to put in punchmonks pm box.

9/11/2012 10:43:52 PM

I'd fuck the shit outta that panna cotta

9/11/2012 10:45:27 PM

bags of sand and pudding?

9/11/2012 10:57:42 PM

i don't even know any more

9/11/2012 10:59:56 PM

Why not drive down to Texas, squeeze a feel on your "ex" and let us know how they rate on the bag of pudding to bag of sand scale?

9/11/2012 11:07:47 PM

This is an interesting conclusion.

9/12/2012 1:26:20 AM

I'm waiting for a girl to post a

"penises feel like a ________" thread

9/12/2012 2:31:47 AM

wet sand or dry sand? Does black sand only work for black boobies? What about ooild sand or silica sand?

9/12/2012 2:59:02 AM

mmmm I'd love a ziplock bag full of vanilla pudding.

9/12/2012 6:17:53 AM

Like these toys...except with out the separate balls.

[Edited on September 12, 2012 at 6:32 AM. Reason : .]

9/12/2012 6:32:32 AM

Have you never seen Wild Wild West? They're more like bags of water, not bags of sand.

9/12/2012 3:47:34 PM

I was not expecting that to be referenced today.

Wicky wicky wild wild.

9/12/2012 3:48:34 PM

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"I'm waiting for a girl to post a "penises feel like a ________" thread"

Penises feel like gearshifts, like the fancy ones with full grips with a lot of give.

at least mine does

9/12/2012 6:35:58 PM

is it penises or peni

9/12/2012 6:38:18 PM

in before "my penis feels like a Pringles can"

9/12/2012 6:40:56 PM

Quote :

"I HAVE FEEL TITS"

9/12/2012 6:41:24 PM

I had never heard of panna cotta before. I want it so bad now.

9/12/2012 8:15:16 PM

Quote :

"is it penises or peni"

the etymological plural is penes but the more standard form is the Anglicized "penises"

[Edited on September 13, 2012 at 2:04 AM. Reason : also the Latin virus had no plural because it was a mass-noun so use Anglicized viruses

9/13/2012 2:03:13 AM

^^ slut

9/13/2012 7:54:55 AM