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NeuseRvrRat
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that's when you need a big sous vide tub. just have them all sitting there at about 125-130 deg and then sear and bring them up to final temp to order.

but liking anything more done than medium rare is a mental thing with "blood".

12/21/2017 8:37:33 PM

A Tanzarian
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"Why is it that almost every time I go to Hooters the the waitress always ends up talking to me about her problems?"


Hooters' prime draw as an employer is that it allows women to sexually exploit themselves for the chance of large tips from ogling diners. I'm sorry these women have spoiled your meal and burdened your concsious with the reality of their existences. Also, you got friend-zoned by a Hooters waitress.

12/22/2017 8:52:25 PM

Big4Country
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^It didn't spoil my meal. Anyway, I've had female and male servers at all sorts of different places, but I don't know that I've ever had any of them tell me about their problems, or failures in life like Hooters girls seem to do.

Then again, there was that time that the waitress at Waffle House on Highway 42 in Johnston County told us about the time she tripped on acid at Mule Days in Benson. She said she had to carry her friend's baby because he was too drunk to carry it. She said it felt like the baby was falling through her arms.



[Edited on December 22, 2017 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2017 10:32:00 PM

SSS
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12/23/2017 4:22:09 PM

BigMan157
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"Johnston County"


story checks out

12/23/2017 5:49:30 PM

dtownral
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this isn't exactly a workplace enjoyance but it is an enjoyance at work: i've had an ingrown beard hair that has been bugging me for the past week. it just got itchy so i scratched it and felt a little hair so i grabbed some tweezers and that sucker came right out

2/22/2018 12:19:04 PM

neodata686
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Think my office is getting a nitro cold brew tap.

2/22/2018 5:53:48 PM

tchenku
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"burdened your concsious"

2/23/2018 10:25:38 AM

tchenku
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We have this Japanese manager in the top circles of my plant that came over a few months ago. He's in charge of our company-wide cleaning standard (5S) and member-level maintenance standard in addition to his normal department management job. He tries to inject humor into all his emails and presentations, mostly along the lines of weird Japanese sutff.. the kind that has my co-worker and me in stitches as we make up Godzilla-esque Engrish reactions.

Anyways, here's part of his latest attempt at funny:


Check the orangutan, LMAOOO

He quickly sent out an apology with updated graphics

[Edited on May 29, 2018 at 1:16 PM. Reason : 800+ employees]

5/29/2018 1:15:29 PM

Big4Country
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I took a new job and when I get through with training I will be given a company truck with a gas card to drive from home to work everyday. That means way less miles will be put on my personal car.

5/29/2018 10:06:51 PM

adultswim
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Trying to design a mechanism, couldn't think of what kind of spring to use (literally have never used one in a design at this job). Spring manufacturer shows up randomly with a box full of samples.

6/14/2018 11:20:11 AM

SSS
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^^^ I can't stop laughing at that.

6/14/2018 12:34:46 PM

Big4Country
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Started a new job today! It is all outdoors, so I sweat off a lot of weight today and got sun burned! This is the lightest I have weighed in a long time! The previous job was in a climate controlled environment, so I gained some weight there.

6/14/2018 8:28:05 PM

dtownral
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apparently someone slipped on goose shit on the wet brick sidewalk, now they are pressure washing all of the sidewalks. i think i'm going to buy one of those days since signs but for goose related accidents

3/7/2019 3:56:27 PM

A Tanzarian
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"i think i'm going to buy one of those days since signs but for goose related accidents"


wut

3/7/2019 4:09:18 PM

dtownral
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3/7/2019 4:14:51 PM

raiden
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"apparently someone slipped on goose shit on the wet brick sidewalk, now they are pressure washing all of the sidewalks."


I have always heard that goose shit is pretty slick.

3/7/2019 6:24:51 PM

Dr Pepper
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but is it slicker 'n owl shit?


....that's a common one in these parts

3/8/2019 11:12:06 AM

TragicNature
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^Buddy of mine is always saying "slicker 'n eel shit"

3/14/2019 1:56:24 AM

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