EMCE balls deep 89882 Posts user info edit post |
Seems fairly insulting. I'm convinced this only happens in porn.
I'm not sure how I'd react in this situation, but I would probably slap her in the ear. Especially if the spittle missed and hit my scrote instead. Or my leg. 9/27/2012 11:21:54 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
spitting is for rednecks, cowboys and trashy women
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 11:22:38 AM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
in college one time a girl did it before a handjob, I was weirded out about it and angry that she wouldn't at least go with the BJ. It was terrible and weird and I didn't call her. 9/27/2012 11:24:06 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
gross
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 11:24:44 AM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
who gives/gets handies in college 9/27/2012 11:32:52 AM
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dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
Got drunk and ended up at a Alpha Phi Omega party. There was only one girl who was attractive, so I took her home, got an HJ, and passed out angry. I guess its like a fake greek organization for volunteering or something, I don't know but they had some beasts at the party. 9/27/2012 11:35:47 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Nope 9/27/2012 11:38:28 AM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
what I am learning from this thread is that HJs make a man angry. 9/27/2012 11:39:37 AM
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Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
No but one time I had a guy spit in my butthole. I was confused at first, but later I figured out why. 9/27/2012 11:42:42 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
always gotta oneup somebody
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 11:44:15 AM
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Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |

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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
is that the same artist who did le leprechaun
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 11:47:33 AM
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slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
is the OP serious?
I thought this was...a thing 9/27/2012 11:50:19 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89882 Posts user info edit post |
Dead serious, slapps.
am I to understand you've spat on a few cocks in your day? How did it make you feel? Was it done on request? 9/27/2012 12:15:48 PM
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MinkaGrl01
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kinda related, but why, in porn, do guys like to slap the girl in the face with his penis  9/27/2012 12:19:38 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
think about what you just asked 9/27/2012 12:20:22 PM
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MinkaGrl01
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[Edited on September 27, 2012 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ]
9/27/2012 12:21:45 PM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
The same reason we like getting slapped in the face by your titties. 9/27/2012 12:23:50 PM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
only when I command them to 9/27/2012 12:25:27 PM
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sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
don't spit on my junk woman... 9/27/2012 12:26:12 PM
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Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
I once had a chick tell me to spit on her asshole.
I laughed really hard. 9/27/2012 12:30:13 PM
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I first read that as spit "in" which was even better.
so um, who is this chick so I can make sure to um, avoid her, next time I am in Raleigh 9/27/2012 12:32:42 PM
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TragicNature All American 11805 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " Guys, have you ever had a woman spit on you dick?" |
Yes and I approve. The sloppier the BJ the better IMO.
Quote : | "why in porn, do guys like to slap the girl in the face with his penis" |
I do this IRL. You can also go for the modified dick slap. Tell her to stick out her tongue and give it a few taps. It's all in good fun. 9/27/2012 12:45:38 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
if a guy did it though, EMCE would be down 9/27/2012 12:45:44 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i love it
the more spit the better
i like a lot of spit, sloppy head  9/27/2012 12:48:27 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
had it done to me without my permission. turned me off immediately.
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
someone spat on your dick?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 12:52:51 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "who gives/gets handies in college" |
Sophomore year, got raging drunk and stumbled down to the other end of Bragaw for some dome from my sure thing drunk hook up. She ended up jerking me off in the top bunk because her roommate was asleep in the bottom bunk and she thought slurping sounds might wake her up. It was a real let down, and took forever because, well let's face it, HJs suck and girls are never as good at jerking my dick as I am at jerking my dick. 9/27/2012 12:54:44 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
women ask for you to bop them
in the sponaneous instances it usually happens when i fake em out and when they stick their tongue out i take him away then i punish em with a pop or two then they sit there with their eyes closed waiting for a few more.
^plus if the roomie heard the slurping she might have joined in, i mean that had to cross your mind
because thats how women work.
[Edited on September 27, 2012 at 12:56 PM. Reason : d] 9/27/2012 12:55:08 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
strap on?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 12:58:28 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I would be ok with spitting on a strap on. 9/27/2012 12:59:29 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
i'm writing this all down
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 1:00:35 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
You know what's hot?
That half-gag/half-quack sound chicks make when getting facefucked. 9/27/2012 1:01:14 PM
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TragicNature All American 11805 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i fake em out and when they stick their tongue out i take him away then i punish em with a pop or two then they sit there with their eyes closed waiting for a few more." |
+1 9/27/2012 1:01:19 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
not if yo spit stank though
gotta lysol the dildo 9/27/2012 1:01:47 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I brush my teeth with rainbows and gargle sunshine
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 9/27/2012 1:02:57 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
and skittles. it's a requirement 9/27/2012 1:04:39 PM
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Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
9/27/2012 1:22:07 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
^Have you ever had a woolman spit on you dick? 9/27/2012 1:22:54 PM
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bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |


9/27/2012 1:26:34 PM
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keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
http://youtu.be/d3CWLCoQu7c 9/27/2012 2:09:21 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
The chinese have done it, they've doomed us to species extinction. Just add a cupholder and you've created a replacement for the female gender. 9/27/2012 2:15:55 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114616 Posts user info edit post |
no
they are clearly retarded if they think that's going to make it any wetter than just shoving it in their stupid mouths 9/27/2012 2:47:59 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
You can get the same effect without having to hock a loogie on my dick. So I personally don't see the appeal. 9/27/2012 2:50:57 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89882 Posts user info edit post |
I just noticed my typo in the title 9/27/2012 3:15:37 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
"Have you ever had a woman spit on you, dick?"
would be a drastically different conversation 9/27/2012 4:04:22 PM
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bellrabbit All American 2605 Posts user info edit post |
yes, the last two girls i dated long-term did this. i thought it was pretty cool, actually. I didn't realize it was abnormal. whats weird is when they gag and look like they're going to vomit for a second, that would probably be the most awkward thing on the planet. 9/27/2012 4:25:59 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89882 Posts user info edit post |
The last time a girl tried to deepthroat me, I ended up with a puddle of her vomit of my stomach. 9/27/2012 4:30:22 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
^That's why you have them do it while they're on their back 9/27/2012 4:32:38 PM
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