jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I thought it was the most delicious thing in the world as a kid. It only consisted of two ingredients, but somehow my grandma's always tasted better than my mom's. And although it was so simple, YOU COULD FUCK IT UP....by mixing and crushing the oreos too much. You still want decent sized chunks of oreos...if not, you basically have "dirty" cool whip.
Good Oreos and Cool Whip:

Suspect, yet still tasty, Oreos and Cool Whip:

And don't get all fancy, adding layers or chocolate cake, caramel, or fudge. If you want a desert that takes longer than 10 minutes to make...then make something else. Leave this simple desert alone. My grandma made delicious coconut cakes, cheese cakes, 16 layer chocolate cakes, etc. But when she was tired and/or lazy and wanted to feed her shouldhavegrownuptobediabetic grandchildren a sweet desert...this was all you needed.
That is all. [inspired by the banana pudding thread in The Lounge]
Oh...and obligatory:
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148860 Posts user info edit post |
10/3/2012 11:29:54 AM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "THIS
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
derp...i'm gonna leave that 10/3/2012 11:35:50 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
The best thing you can do with an oreo is to put a spoonful of coffee ice cream on it and eat it straight
im tellin ya, its bangin 10/3/2012 11:38:33 AM
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BigMan157 no u 103356 Posts user info edit post |
i'm confused about the ingredients in this - can you be clearer? 10/3/2012 11:47:00 AM
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jdennis86 All American 3004 Posts user info edit post |

is this too much cool whip to oreo ratio
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |

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se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17379 Posts user info edit post |
a lot of people add cream cheese to it  10/3/2012 11:59:13 AM
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wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
HOT CHEETOS OREOS & TAKIS COOL WHIP
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
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looks more like an arby's roast beef sandwich
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
shes diggin a sandwich out of her fat pussy 10/3/2012 12:04:40 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a lot of people add cream cheese to it" |
10/3/2012 12:16:24 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "shes diggin a sandwich out of her fat pussy" |
I laughed and vomited at the same time! 10/3/2012 12:38:06 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
tuna salad 10/3/2012 7:31:03 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
i prefer oreo cheesecake bites 10/3/2012 7:31:51 PM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Mmmmmm...there was a box kind that was pretty damn good. Now I want some.
I might just have to make a Kroger run. Would be a real tasty treat during the debate 10/3/2012 7:36:11 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |

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d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
This is why America is fat. That said, I'd like to demolish an entire pan of this. 10/3/2012 7:46:23 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |

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MattJMM2 CapitalStrength.com 1919 Posts user info edit post |
Throw some gummy worms up in that. 10/3/2012 8:48:25 PM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I used to crumple up a few Oreos with a little milk and stick it in the freezer for a few minutes.
NCSUHippie makes some baller Oreo pudding shots that are pudding, cookies, Cool Whip and booze, frozen so they come out just like cookies & cream ice cream. 10/3/2012 9:18:43 PM
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BubbleBobble BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE 114637 Posts user info edit post |
man you made a thread, what an attention whore 10/3/2012 9:32:37 PM
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Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
^Shutup, fat dork 10/3/2012 9:38:04 PM
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JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
this thread inspired me to get an oreo mcflurry tonight  10/3/2012 9:42:34 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
I dip the oreos in milk (Softens 'em) and layer them with the cool whip, lasagna style, in a 9x13. It's like Oreo cake & stuuuuffffffffff..... 10/3/2012 10:26:01 PM
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Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
I've eaten QTPie's Oreo desert. It was delicious. 10/3/2012 10:32:05 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
I totally forgot I made that for all my 1209ers.... Haha! 10/3/2012 10:49:09 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
^^tell us more 10/3/2012 10:54:21 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
This is gross.
But I would
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StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
more like

oreo + cool whip + cream cheese together
[Edited on October 3, 2012 at 11:26 PM. Reason : haters gonna hate, but it's awesome] 10/3/2012 11:25:42 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I love Oreo (cookies n creme) flavored anything....but do not like plain oreos.
I have the opposite feeling about grapes. 10/4/2012 9:22:41 AM
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NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
No, not it's not. Oreo truffles are crazy good. 10/4/2012 9:33:08 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure she was agreeing with ^ and saying the Cool Whip thing is gross 10/4/2012 9:38:14 AM
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NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
^ ah, I am stupid. But what's wrong with Oreos & Cool Whip? 10/4/2012 9:47:24 AM
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BigMan157 no u 103356 Posts user info edit post |
you cats talking about Dirt Cake? 10/4/2012 10:16:24 AM
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JP All American 16807 Posts user info edit post |
They had this in Fountain often. I was a fan. 10/4/2012 10:46:25 AM
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The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
This thread makes me want some Chocolate chip/ Oreo cookies.
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
I only like to eat the wafer cookies from Oreos. I can;t stand the creme part.
Tell me I am not alone! 10/4/2012 11:37:11 AM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2012 11:39:13 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I only like to eat the wafer cookies from Oreos. I can;t stand the creme part.
Tell me I am not alone!
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im the same way, but im probably different than you in that I go ahead and scrape the cream off with my teeth and eat it to get it out of the way. the thin slivers of creme left behind kinda enhance the oreo wafers
I cannot stand double stuffed oreos, or mint creme, or peanut butter or any of that crap they come up with i simply dont buy those types of oreos 10/4/2012 11:47:46 AM
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0EPII1 All American 42566 Posts user info edit post |
One of the best cheesecakes I have ever had was an Oreo cheesecake.
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Mind blown! 10/4/2012 12:00:16 PM
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jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
My sister can make the same chocolate cake. Our family is full of bakers. I make some bad ass rum cakes, cheesecakes, and tres leches cakes myself. 10/4/2012 12:01:14 PM
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acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
 

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The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
DAMN YOU  10/4/2012 12:32:33 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I do not like the Oreo creme but I will eat the shit out of some candy cane Joe Joe's, creme and all.
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Has anyone tried Oreo brownies? I can't decide if that sounds good or not. Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies were pretty damn delicious though.
But I'm pretty sure I have gained about 5 pounds solely in Oreo weight in the last few months so I should probably back out of this thread
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
does anyone else poop solid black when they eat a bunch of oreos? 10/4/2012 12:55:06 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
... also a good 'try' is double stuff oreos & cream cheese in a mixer, them roll them into cake balls... Put em on a stick & cover in choc / white choc.
Win 10/4/2012 6:42:49 PM
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ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I cannot stand double stuffed oreos, or mint creme, or peanut butter or any of that crap they come up with i simply dont buy those types of oreos" |
Dude the mint creme ones are the shit. I could eat the fuck outta those. I admit the peanut butter ones are nasty, and I normally like pb and chocolate together but it's too much in those. 10/4/2012 7:49:12 PM
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