i'm in negotiations with qntmfred to father her next child

10/3/2012 10:14:15 PM

More robot tattoos!

10/3/2012 10:15:12 PM

*gasp*

I'm so offended. Though I understand the sentiment.

10/3/2012 10:34:54 PM

tubal ligation is like shooting blanks?

10/3/2012 10:35:32 PM

she does seem to be a real swell broad

10/3/2012 11:14:54 PM

Quote :

"I'm so offended. Though I understand the sentiment."

Did you have dibs?

10/3/2012 11:15:57 PM

10/3/2012 11:17:31 PM

someone told me that creating this thread was like feeding alka seltzer to a bird

what the fuck does that mean???

[Edited on October 3, 2012 at 11:19 PM. Reason : A BIRD]

10/3/2012 11:18:30 PM

It means quit exploding the seagulls, man

10/3/2012 11:19:15 PM

She popping she rolling she rolling
She climbing that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper punchmonk
She tripping she playing she playing
I'm not going nowhere girl, I'm staying
I'm in love with a stripper punchmonk

10/3/2012 11:26:42 PM

Quote :

"i'm in negotiations with qntmfred to father her next child"

you should ask to have sex with her instead

10/3/2012 11:27:15 PM

Quote :

"Did you have dibs?"

On settledown, not punchmonk.

10/3/2012 11:30:40 PM

settledown

This guy.

10/3/2012 11:43:04 PM

ok ok I am settling down

10/4/2012 12:00:09 AM

10/4/2012 12:03:59 AM

^^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHV04eSGzAA

10/4/2012 12:06:03 AM

Kimbra - "Seth Le Down"

10/4/2012 12:07:01 AM