"Hey, don't put alcohol-soaked tampons in your ass."

"Hey, don't make fun of that awkward kid until they kill themselves."

10/9/2012 5:18:01 PM

can you repeat the first one? i may be doing something wrong.

10/9/2012 5:20:08 PM

why, where are you putting the alcohol-soaked tampons?

10/9/2012 5:31:51 PM

"because i said so"

all time favorite parent saying

10/9/2012 6:33:05 PM

I can't wait to tell the future y0willy0-


"Yo' kids don't hear a word yo' sayin' fool"

10/9/2012 6:37:58 PM