do you suppose are occurring right now within a one mile radius of yourself?
I'm gonna go with 37. Makes ya think.

10/15/2012 9:31:21 PM

goddamnit, man.

10/15/2012 9:32:42 PM

Depends on the population density of the area you're in and also the average age of the population. In my area, I'd say 5. because old people.

10/15/2012 9:32:59 PM

what would the children think?

10/15/2012 9:33:21 PM

Zero

Rural area

10/15/2012 9:33:24 PM

I feel relatively safe saying there are 0.

[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:33 PM. Reason : due to age]

10/15/2012 9:33:27 PM

makes me wish my girl would take a knee and gurgle my goods

10/15/2012 9:33:53 PM

This did get me thinking. Google tells me there are about 30,000 people in my zip code, which is close enough to a one mile radius. I'm gonna guess about 100 of them are getting sucked off. This is peak blowjob hour after all.

10/15/2012 9:44:18 PM

Well, at one home per .25 acres, and area one mile in radius makes like 8000 houses, so 37 is about half on one percent. So figure a beej lasts 5 minutes on average, that's 6% of the local population in one hour, say that it operates at that level for three hours a night, that's 18% a night. Which is about 20%. Which is about once per week for everyone that lives within a mile of you.

If we were to believe this 37 nonsense, that is.

10/15/2012 9:44:47 PM

let's do something large

[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:48 PM. Reason : d]

10/15/2012 9:45:37 PM

I'd say at least 20. And 18 of them are enjoying it.

10/15/2012 9:45:40 PM

I live in the hood. How does that alter the numbers??

10/15/2012 9:46:20 PM

hahahaaa.......

10/15/2012 9:47:42 PM

At least one

10/15/2012 9:49:41 PM

~50. DC has some fairly sexy people.

[Edited on October 15, 2012 at 9:52 PM. Reason : ick, I just imagined the old lady upstairs giving a gnarly helmet buffing]

10/15/2012 9:51:21 PM

All I can say is that there are not nearly enough occurring right now within a one meter radius of myself.

10/15/2012 9:53:19 PM

^ winnar

10/15/2012 9:55:28 PM

Along the lines of^^

One less than my liking.

10/15/2012 11:16:34 PM

OP made me think of Clerks.

10/16/2012 12:05:07 AM

I can't wait for Google to get on this issue.

10/16/2012 12:53:30 AM

I am thinking 3 at the most, my neighborhood is full of old people.

When I lived off Kaplan the cops were going by all the time, in my new neighborhood its EMS, someone is calling EMS at least once a week.

10/16/2012 12:58:45 AM

^That's funny that you say that... I live on Athens a block from the intersection with Kaplan, and EMS and a firetruck just came for my obese neighbor--third time in a couple months. Yeeeeeeeah.

10/16/2012 1:05:21 AM

I bet this was an interview question.

10/16/2012 1:07:28 AM

honestly I would guess somewhere between -4 and 1

everyone around here is either asleep, too old for blowjobs, or both

10/16/2012 1:23:08 AM

At the same time?

10/16/2012 1:56:25 AM

Lol shadowrunner wants to watch some dude sitting beside him get necked off

10/16/2012 6:18:57 AM

I'd say 1000 fappers (pre work)
100 fuckers
And 6-10 blowjobs

10/16/2012 6:32:43 AM

I know that the radial distance of currently occurring blowjobs seems to be a point of interest for many people here. Allow me to share my expertise. I know one of my main goals in performing PE exercises was to improve sexual health. Along with that was to increase the intensity of my orgasm and ejaculate. While I quickly discovered that Kegels could help generate more power behind my orgasm, I haven’t (thus far anyway) been able to find an actual exercise that increased orgasm intensity and load size.

So, I started testing supplements. This took awhile but I finally have complete results.

I gave the following supplements individually 3 weeks of continued use and then recorded each one’s effectiveness. I jerked off every other day (20 minutes of edging) and maintained a similar diet and water intake to the best of my ability. For health purposes, I only followed the recommended dosage with each supplement.

1. L-Arginine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: It may have increased erection firmness
Any Ill Side Effects: None

2. L-Lysine: 1000mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of
Any Ill Side Effects: Minor – Light-headed 30 minutes after taking for about 10 minutes.

3. Korean Ginseng: 500mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 1000mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: Nothing that I am aware of
Any Ill Side Effects: Major – On 6 separate occasions, I developed terrible headaches.

4. Zinc: 50mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 50mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: YES – Somewhat Noticeable
Positives From Taking: Somewhat noticeable increase in my cum amount
Any Ill Side Effects: None

5. Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: YES – Definitely Noticeable
Positives From Taking: Definite increase in cum amount, greatly increased pre-cum
Any Ill Side Effects: None

6. Maca: 450mg Strength. Taken 3 times daily. Total = 1350mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
Increase Amount of Cum: NO
Positives From Taking: It may have made me hornier
Any Ill Side Effects: Minor – This stuff definitely made me dizzy

7. Lecithin: 1200mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. Total = 1200mg
Increase Orgasm Intensity: YES
Increase Amount of Cum: YES
Positives From Taking: Much much bigger loads. Amazing increase in orgasm intensity
Any Ill Side Effects: None


These results prompted me to do one more test. I tested all of the supplements that I saw good results with as a supplement stack. Lecithin, Pygeum, Zinc, and I added L-Arginine. I kept the same dosage with each supplement and tested this stack for 3 weeks.

And I have discovered the holy grail of orgasms.

The Cum Holy Grail
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

As a side note: After being on Pygeum for 5 straight weeks now, I leak pre-cum like a damn faucet. This stuff definitely activates the Cowper’s gland.

10/16/2012 8:24:58 AM

4Chan post?

10/16/2012 8:34:52 AM

What if you were in Afghanistan, what would the answer be then?

10/16/2012 10:01:58 AM

did you measure anything or did you just say, "that load looks bigger"?
How many days were there between tests? To increase load size many porn star just don' cum for 3-4 days.
Time between ejaculating will increase the amount.

10/16/2012 2:39:23 PM

This was just a copypasta. Similar to outside sale, but more informative.

10/16/2012 2:47:39 PM

BA-HA!

But this sounds like something you would do.

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ]

10/16/2012 2:53:18 PM