50 guys with boners sitting in a room together. discuss.

10/16/2012 12:05:35 PM

is this an invite or

10/16/2012 12:06:41 PM

10/16/2012 12:08:05 PM

I've never gotten hard at a strip club.. Probably been about 10-15 times

10/16/2012 12:20:47 PM

u~

10/16/2012 12:22:10 PM

I just assume that guys who are all "above" strip clubs are just trying to cover up their general awkwardness/anxiety around hot women.

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 12:33 PM. Reason : there's always one shithead at every bachelor party like this.]

10/16/2012 12:32:54 PM

Last week the gf was explaining where the doctor cuts when he performs a c-section.

She got mad when I told her that I've been to enough strip clubs to know what a c-section scar looks like.

True story.

10/16/2012 12:36:20 PM

recently went to a bachelor party in Savannah. we went to a strip club just over the border in SC...BYOB, strippers were bottomless, and you could smoke inside. it was so trashy i loved it.

10/16/2012 12:36:36 PM

I'm indifferent towards strip clubs. I'm definitely not against them, but I'll also never suggest/push going to one. I also don't want to spend a lot of money at them. I'll take a lap dance or two and throw some ones at the hoes on stage...but I'm not dropping hundreds. With the exception of Goldfingers in Prague...I also haven't been to really nice ones...so that probably skews my opinion a bit.

10/16/2012 12:37:07 PM

i had a great time saturday night at one

10/16/2012 12:50:46 PM

Skrip clubs

10/16/2012 12:53:57 PM

$30 beejs at Pure Gold

10/16/2012 12:55:37 PM

Some of the most fun nights I've ever had involved strip clubs and had nothing to do with getting laid.

10/16/2012 1:12:29 PM

never been - have no desire

10/16/2012 1:14:47 PM

Then you're missing out.

The entertainment value of strip clubs is pretty high, and not just because you get to see titties.

10/16/2012 1:16:25 PM

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"never been - have no desire"

this...but i'm sure it's because i'm gay or awkward around women or some other thing that those who go and enjoy it will feel the need to make up in order to justify their enjoyment of strip clubs

10/16/2012 1:22:49 PM

To the guys who have never been...

Do you have any grown up male friends that don't list WoW as their main hobby?

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:24 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2012 1:23:53 PM

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"To the guys who have never been... Do you have any grown up male friends that don't list WoW as their main hobby?"

i don't have a single "grown up male friend" who currently plays wow...to my knowledge, none of them have played wow since i met them

but i like the implication that if you haven't/don't go to strip clubs, you're somehow inferior to those who do...glad to know i was right

actually, one of my friends is an avid "strip-club-goer" and likes to talk about going to "classy" strip clubs (though the only ones he's ever mentioned were in vegas...something about how they pick you up in a limo or something)

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2012 1:27:34 PM

swanky

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:30 PM. Reason : doesn't jbrick post constantly in the fantasy football thread? lol talking shit about WoW]

10/16/2012 1:29:38 PM

Nobody said inferior. Just trying to figure out how you've never been to a bachelor party that didn't go to a strip club. Or hung out with guys in college who wanted to see what a strip club was like at the age of 18.

I mean...when you're young, for curiosity's sake. When you're older, because you have at least one horn dog friend who wants to drag every one there.

I wouldn't say men who have been to strip club are "superior"....I would just say "normal." I mean...I've only been five or six times. Several of those were in college for "curiosity" sake with a friend who dragged me. Several were mandatory bachelor party trips. And one was when I was backpacking in Europe and had several people tell me I had to go to one in Prague....and the women there were the most beautiful women I had ever seen in person.

I just think it's got to be difficult to avoid one your whole life, even if you're not a big fan.

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:32 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2012 1:30:06 PM

strip clubs are depressing

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 1:31 PM. Reason : but that can turn to 'interesting' if you take women with you]

10/16/2012 1:31:15 PM

Actively avoiding strip clubs screams repressed faggotry

10/16/2012 1:31:57 PM

Actively avoiding strip clubs screams repressed faggotry

10/16/2012 1:32:13 PM

If you've never cum in your pants in the champagne room, you haven't lived.

10/16/2012 1:35:28 PM

Actively avoiding strip clubs screams repressed faggotry

10/16/2012 1:39:18 PM

strip clubs are fun as hell but i've never laid down enough cash to bust a nut

missed opportunities

10/16/2012 1:41:35 PM

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"Nobody said inferior. Just trying to figure out how you've never been to a bachelor party that didn't go to a strip club. Or hung out with guys in college who wanted to see what a strip club was like at the age of 18."

i've been to relatively few bachelor parties...i'm sure that's because i'm lame or gay or (insert whatever dumbass reason you need to)

the ones i've been to consisted of:
1.) 60 miles on the pacific crest trail
2.) 40 miles in big frog and whitewater kayaking
3.) sea kayaking/camping on the barrier islands
4.) getting drunk at a friend's house and playing video games

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"I mean...when you're young, for curiosity's sake. When you're older, because you have at least one horn dog friend who wants to drag every one there."

"curiosity's sake" is a good reason for you to try gay anal sex...not to see boobs (unless you're saying you never saw them until you went to a strip club?)

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"I wouldn't say men who have been to strip club are "superior"....I would just say "normal.""

the use of "normal" implies that to do otherwise is "abnormal"...are you confused about the difference between "normal" and "common"? because the way you wrote it, you sure do sound (yet again) like a dickbag who has decided that because others haven't done what you think they should do, they're simply not good enough or are losers

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"I just think it's got to be difficult to avoid one your whole life, even if you're not a big fan."

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"Actively avoiding strip clubs screams repressed faggotry"

i think you guys are assuming too much...i "avoid" animals in the road to keep from hitting them, i do not "avoid" strip clubs...i just haven't had cause to go to one and it's not on my list of things i have to do before i die

i don't care that any of YOU go...i just don't care if i ever do

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"strip clubs are fun as hell"

life is full of things that are "fun as hell"...but you don't see me mocking anyone who hasn't backpacked the andes

to each their own...you like strippers, go look at strippers

10/16/2012 1:47:07 PM

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"i'm sure that's because i'm lame or gay or (insert whatever dumbass reason you need to) "

Why is this always your knee-jerk reaction? I feel like there is definitely some suppression going on here...as previous posters have alluded to.

You are being extremely sensitive these days.

10/16/2012 1:49:46 PM

all this butthurt in a thread about strippers

wat

10/16/2012 1:55:44 PM

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"Why is this always your knee-jerk reaction?"

you have to ask when you imply that NOT going to a strip club makes a person abnormal?

it's not a knee-jerk reaction, it's my default reaction to the condescending dickbag role that you are so quick to fall into as of late...no one criticized those who go to strip clubs, or said that only losers do it or anything of the sort...and yet you felt the need to preemptively criticize those who don't do what you do

that doesn't seem condescendingly dickbaggy to you? how sad that you're so clueless in your superiority

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 2:00 PM. Reason : spelling]

10/16/2012 1:59:52 PM

Without anyone saying ANYTHING bad about people not going to a strip club, this is your first post:

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"this...but i'm sure it's because i'm gay or awkward around women or some other thing that those who go and enjoy it will feel the need to make up in order to justify their enjoyment of strip clubs"

you bring this upon yourself, ya know

I'm just entertaining myself on the internet on a relatively slow day in the office. Sorry your jimmies are getting rustled.

[Edited on October 16, 2012 at 2:02 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2012 2:02:06 PM

quagmire calling someone else a condescending dickbag is pretty rich.

he
larry
us

10/16/2012 2:04:10 PM

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"you bring this upon yourself, ya know"

so your excuse for acting superior is that i was asking for it?

hah

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"quagmire calling someone else a condescending dickbag is pretty rich."

i'd call you one, but you'll start crying and whip out suspenders or something

you condescending dickbag

10/16/2012 2:07:26 PM

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"so your excuse for acting superior is that i was asking for it?"

My excuse is that you bring it up. You fish for the argument, then you get it, then you cry "oh, I must be gay." You've already done it three times in the last 24 hours. You're nothing if not predictable.

10/16/2012 2:10:36 PM

10/16/2012 2:11:41 PM

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"My excuse is that you bring it up."

i bring up your douchebaggery? are you now crying because i won't let you be a douchebag without pointing it out?

predictable, indeed

10/16/2012 2:17:26 PM

I think I've gone three times. It was back in college. The first was for curiosity, the second was because a friend had just turned 18 and the third was when I turned 21 and thats where my friends wanted to take me.

It probably has a lot to do with not being in any nice or fancy places but I just don't really see the appeal of watching average looking girls get naked but can't touch them or anything. I would rather just stay home and search for porn. At least then I can search for the specific type of girl I find attractive and I won't be thrown in jail for jerkin it

Maybe my mind will change when I become a dirty old man

10/16/2012 2:17:47 PM

^^See...that's impressive.

Obviously you go to strip clubs to see tits...but sometimes you see some impressive shit there. You also see funny shit.

10/16/2012 2:19:31 PM

I've only been to one this year, but I used to go about once every other week 4 or 5 years ago. It was almost always after going out to a regular bar for a football game or something similar.

10/16/2012 2:20:27 PM

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" It was almost always after going out to a regular bar for a football game or something similar."

I've got a group of friends that are on that schedule. I'm not against the "going to a strip club" part of their routine...I'm against the "partying til 4am" part.

I'm getting old...I can't do that shit anymore. Bars close at 2 am for a reason!

10/16/2012 2:24:18 PM

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"See...that's impressive. Obviously you go to strip clubs to see tits...but sometimes you see some impressive shit there. You also see funny shit."

i would love to go to one of those pro stripper competitions

10/16/2012 2:26:03 PM

Arguing about strip clubs? Y'all are dumb. Just go look at some titties and enjoy the people watching.
sheesh!

10/16/2012 2:26:49 PM

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"I'm getting old...I can't do that shit anymore."

Ditto. Like I said, 4 or 5 years ago that was my thing. Go watch the Sunday or Monday night game, then hit up the titty bar.

Now, I'm fucking done if I stay up to watch MNF, let alone if I'm downing pitchers all night while watching it.

10/16/2012 2:28:35 PM

I have plenty of vices but for some reason strip clubs never became one of them. Watching porn is way higher on the list.

10/16/2012 2:33:38 PM

i used to strive to go to a strip club in every new town i visited...

it was interesting to see how different...yet totally the same...they are nationwide


as a girl, the experience there is MUCH different...

mostly because i have to share a bathroom with the strippers and they are very generous with their coke supply if you are a customer (i never took any, to be clear)...not so much with each other though

10/16/2012 2:41:59 PM

one of the greatest bitch fights ive ever seen took place in a strip club in florida

apparently two girls were feuding, and while one was on the feature stage, another one walked up, picked up the girl that was dancing's dollar bills, and started tearing them in two right in the other girl's face. all slow and dramatic.

then shit got real

a tuft of hair fell/was thrown on me that was ripped straight the fuck out

by the time the bouncers ripped them apart, one had a clearly broken nose, one already sporting a black eye and a swole up forehead, and tons of claw marks on their faces.

all while in nothing but g strings and heels, mind you.

10/16/2012 3:10:03 PM

a few months ago we witnessed a pregnant stripper who covered her pregnant belly, but remained topless and bottomless

at the same establishment we also witnessed a stripper volcano a few dollar bills up into the air

good times were had by all

10/16/2012 3:23:20 PM

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""

is something dripping out of her vagina?

10/16/2012 3:25:00 PM

Those are lights in the background.

10/16/2012 3:28:05 PM

6 bachelor parties
0 strip clubs

10/16/2012 3:31:06 PM