YALL CAN'T FRONT ON THE DUMPLINGS

YOU KNOW WHATS UP

EVEN BETTER WITH HUSH PUPPIES

10/26/2012 9:12:32 PM

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SHO

10/26/2012 9:13:52 PM

chicken and dumplings is good

but chicken pastry is awesome

10/26/2012 9:15:04 PM

that just looks like chicken and biscuits stew. But maybe that is what chicken and dumplings is.

10/26/2012 9:17:29 PM

^^The president refuses my proposal to intern people like you in camps for immediate execution, and I don't know why. Chicken & pastry is a crime against humanity. Chicken and dumplings does it right.

LITERALLY HITLER.

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 9:24 PM. Reason : f]

10/26/2012 9:18:03 PM

hey

fuck you

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 9:20 PM. Reason : and it's not "chicken and pastry". it's just "chicken pastry". fucking yankees]

[Edited on October 26, 2012 at 9:21 PM. Reason : hell, where i'm from you just say "pastry" and folks know what you're talking about]

10/26/2012 9:19:55 PM

those are some shitty fucking dumplings

10/26/2012 9:24:04 PM

ITT we pretend that Dinty Moore is our homemade chicken and dumplings.



At least I see no carrots or celery. Fuck your vegetables in my C&D.

10/27/2012 7:42:20 AM

I will make chicken and dumplings soon. I have never made them and they were a staple in my house growing up. My grandmas call them chicken pastry. What is the difference?

10/27/2012 7:48:06 AM

Mmmmm pastry

10/27/2012 8:45:56 AM

I make the best chix n dumping

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10/27/2012 8:48:38 AM

11/16/2012 4:33:34 PM

^

Lucky most dumplings don't have egg.

I always heard about this chicken pastry shit, but it always just looked like thick chicken and noodle soup. What I grew up on and like is what my mom made, which was a dumpling that was the consistency of a matzo ball, but it's the only dumpling like that I've seen.

There are fancier dumplings that do have egg, but if you are aware of those you likely shop at an overpriced farmer's market or Whole Foods. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703574604574499822846044680.html



[Edited on November 16, 2012 at 5:54 PM. Reason : a]

11/16/2012 5:52:48 PM

I would stab someone to get my grandmas chicken and dumplings. Seriously, a felony.
I would harass someone for my moms chicken and dumplings. Up to a misdemeanor.
I would..... Well, my wife still is working out some issues with hers.

11/16/2012 5:57:35 PM

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"chicken and dumplings is good but chicken pastry is awesome"

Tru dat.

11/16/2012 6:10:11 PM

that looks gross. now this, is awesome

11/16/2012 6:19:36 PM

dude my chicken & dumplings will shit all over anything anyone you know can cook

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11/16/2012 6:20:04 PM

When I was a kid, this is what chicken and dumplings meant:



Then I moved here and learned what good chicken and dumplings were.

11/16/2012 6:36:02 PM

Is chicken pastry the one with the flat, dense bread? If so it sucks.

11/16/2012 6:42:40 PM

I don't even know what this is....

but I'm not white so that could be it

11/16/2012 7:35:03 PM

I have concluded from intense googling that chicken and dumplings == chicken and pastry and that some people suck at making it furthering the confusion and the notion that they are different.

According to Chow the people in Eastern NC call it chicken pastry, but being from NC and knowing what we know about Greenville we can conclude those people are trashy and don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

I think the main characteristics are:
unleavened (does not use baking soda/powder or yeast) dough boiled in chicken broth.

Some have egg and make more of a French style Pate-a-Choux, others add fat/shortening to make it biscuity and some are just like pasta with no fat as a shortener and no egg.

The broth can be thickened or not and it can taste like going down on a container of morton's salt or not...



[Edited on November 16, 2012 at 7:40 PM. Reason : a]

11/16/2012 7:37:17 PM

THAT DID NOT HELP AT ALL

but I mean thanks for doing the research?

11/16/2012 7:38:51 PM

Seriously i'm about to make some CxD

Klaty will vouch for how fucking good it is

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11/16/2012 7:39:24 PM

Plz to post recipe.

I bet turkey and dumplings would make for awesome post-Thanksgiving eating.

11/16/2012 7:41:00 PM

hell no

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[Edited on November 16, 2012 at 7:41 PM. Reason : family secret that i will pass down to my NO CHILDREN]

11/16/2012 7:41:14 PM

11/16/2012 7:42:17 PM

^^your existence in this world is worthless if you're not going to have children

11/16/2012 7:43:10 PM

my chicken and dumplings is worthless if my children cant' make it

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11/16/2012 7:43:35 PM

here in the south chicken and dumplings are made with pastry not those fucking yankee cloud puff ball things. it's also chicken and dumplings = chicken pastry = chicken slick.

also, shit ain't right if you ain't using Anne's.

11/16/2012 8:12:24 PM

can we get some recipes up in here?

11/17/2012 2:25:12 AM

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"According to Chow the people in Eastern NC call it chicken pastry, but being from NC and knowing what we know about Greenville we can conclude those people are trashy and don't know what the fuck they are talking about. "

Greenville does not represent the the whole Eastern North Carolina. Nor does any other town. ENC is defined by its collective land/people/culture. Compared with the rest of our state, you'll find the nicest people and most beautiful landscapes in Eastern,NC.

Aside from that, of course its called chicken pastry... So I don't even know what you're talking about.

11/17/2012 8:09:08 AM

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"also, shit ain't right if you ain't using Anne's."

if you can't go homemade, Atkinson's > Anne's.

11/17/2012 8:16:16 AM

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"YALL CAN'T FRONT ON THE DUMPLINGS YOU KNOW WHATS UP EVEN BETTER WITH HUSH PUPPIES "

Recipes plz?

11/17/2012 8:40:24 AM

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"hell, where i'm from you just say "pastry" and folks know what you're talking about"

what if you want an actual pastry?

11/17/2012 1:50:32 PM

the puffy dumplings are miles and miles better than the flat dumplings

11/17/2012 1:54:35 PM

you're MY puffy dumpling

11/17/2012 4:09:28 PM

just cut up some pillsbury biscuits with broth and chicken in a crock pot. enjoy in 6 hrs.

11/18/2012 12:14:11 AM

Chicken and dumplings might be the second most overrated southern food, only behind NC BBQ.

11/18/2012 12:18:56 AM

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"the puffy dumplings are miles and miles better than the flat dumplings"

It's seriously not even close.

11/18/2012 1:37:15 AM

I have only had this once at my friends' grandma's house about 20 years ago, but what I understand chicken and dumplings to be is really thick chicken noodle soup (with the really thick, doughy noodles), like the bottom of the kettle at a grocery store.

[Edited on November 18, 2012 at 4:42 AM. Reason : .]

11/18/2012 4:42:18 AM

Krallum, if you make me chicken and dumps then I will gladly vouch for you.



I have not tried yer food, although yer curry smells really good when you cook it.

11/18/2012 1:57:20 PM

Chicken and Pastry look good. I want some.

11/18/2012 2:49:36 PM

acraw what is that

11/18/2012 4:18:09 PM

PHO

11/19/2012 1:10:00 AM

do you guys know how good chicken & dumplings is?

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[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 10:40 AM. Reason : nvm]

11/20/2012 10:31:40 AM

Love chicken pastry. And that's what i've always called it.

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" [Edited on October 26, 2012 at 9:20 PM. Reason : and it's not "chicken and pastry". it's just "chicken pastry". fucking yankees] [Edited on October 26, 2012 at 9:21 PM. Reason : hell, where i'm from you just say "pastry" and folks know what you're talking about]"

11/20/2012 10:42:01 AM

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"yer curry smells"

Those were doubles and they were yucky.

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11/20/2012 11:33:33 AM

Thinking I'll use some of our leftovers to make turkey pastry tomorrow.

11/23/2012 9:06:45 PM

So please give the recipe.

11/23/2012 9:14:11 PM

bttt

11/25/2012 2:46:41 PM