pop it?

[ ] yes

[ ] no

10/28/2012 1:18:01 PM

[ ] yes

[X] no

10/28/2012 1:19:51 PM

wash your ass with soap next time.

10/28/2012 1:20:12 PM

allow me to quote this pearl of wisdom i found scrawled in one of my middle school textbooks:

if you have bad breath, you might try scope, and if you wash yo ass, you best use soap

10/28/2012 1:48:59 PM

[X] yes

[X] no

10/28/2012 3:04:44 PM

if it is puss filled:
[x] yes

You might not be able to see it while you do it but the sound it makes when it pops is glorious.

If it is cystic acne:
[x] no

10/28/2012 3:10:03 PM

if its at the interface between the ass and the ass crack, it could be a pilonidal cyst which requires surgical removal.

10/28/2012 3:12:33 PM

Quote :

"allow me to quote this pearl of wisdom i found scrawled in one of my middle school textbooks: if you have bad breath, you might try scope, and if you wash yo ass, you best use soap"

this is from Beastie Boys - Unite

10/28/2012 3:13:15 PM

^

10/28/2012 4:44:10 PM

Embed this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ

10/28/2012 6:12:34 PM

10/28/2012 6:14:26 PM

^

hahaha i like how they talk about how frequently that occurs

10/28/2012 6:47:02 PM

those are some big ol rawhide titties

10/28/2012 6:55:07 PM

popped it

I swear it made a sound

10/28/2012 8:47:24 PM

Certainly they gave that guy some local anasthetic

10/28/2012 9:53:50 PM

The person who's doing the popping looks like she has an arm full of tattoos, wearing a pink tank top in very short shorts all while doing it in their trailer park with what appears to be a 1995 vintage plastic pick with a metal point.

I'm sure they sterilized it with a bottle of vodka.

10/28/2012 9:59:33 PM

the lady in the cyst video actually knows what she's doing

you can tell by her technique that she had definitely done this before

I imagine she did her best to maintain sterile instruments

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 8:09 AM. Reason : merbig is dumb]

10/29/2012 8:09:01 AM

After the initial squirt you can hear someone ask if that was just the lidocaine

10/29/2012 9:37:47 AM

merbig's analysis of the cyst video, while probably a failed attempt at humor, illustrates exactly why he is a worthless user

10/29/2012 12:02:08 PM