what should i stick in her mouth?

11/11/2012 10:42:04 PM

a tablespoon of cinnamon

11/11/2012 10:42:51 PM

You got a girlfriend?

11/11/2012 10:42:58 PM

A tiny li'l kiss.

11/11/2012 10:44:16 PM

I think the word you were looking for was growling

11/11/2012 10:48:53 PM

Give her somethin to snore on.

11/11/2012 10:49:59 PM

that diiiiooock

11/11/2012 10:51:32 PM

Leave her be. She's tired.

11/11/2012 10:52:29 PM

a tiny fishing pole.

11/11/2012 10:54:03 PM

try to whisper stuff into her ear to fuck with her dreams

11/11/2012 10:58:16 PM

Fresh cinnamon roll

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11/11/2012 11:06:04 PM

I use to put Sweet N Low in my little brother's mouth when he'd fall asleep like that.

11/11/2012 11:06:39 PM

Why? Was he fat/diabetic?

11/12/2012 12:30:14 AM

Hot sauce. Then quickly rush to get a fire extinguisher to smother the "flames." When she gets pissed at being doused with the fire extinguisher, calmly explain how she was on fire.

11/12/2012 12:33:51 AM

Quote :

"Leave her be. She's tired. "

Winner. I just snuck in a porn viewing

11/12/2012 10:12:50 AM

11/12/2012 10:17:32 AM

^^did the same thing next to my napping gf yesterday. lol

11/12/2012 10:19:32 AM

in high school i had this same conundrum.

so i whipped it out and slapped her across the forehead with it.

never in my life have i seen someone wake up so confused, so pissed off, and so quick to punch a man right in the dick.

i have not done this again.

11/12/2012 10:23:32 AM

You're too late...

11/12/2012 11:24:21 AM

stick/sticked/sticks/stuck?

11/12/2012 11:29:10 AM

11/12/2012 11:31:18 AM

Quote :

"Why? Was he fat/diabetic?"

Because it was available. And have you ever tasted straight Sweet N Low.

11/12/2012 11:54:34 AM

just the tip

11/12/2012 12:11:49 PM

Mustard, just like cj leslie does.

11/12/2012 12:33:41 PM

Interesting thread.

11/12/2012 6:00:04 PM

i cant stand nicki minaj but damn that would look good on the counter beneath me

and i mean that in the most christian way possible

11/12/2012 10:03:46 PM