not a turd loaf, but a baked good...at least, i assume it's pumpkin since that's what it smells like

anyway, it came with a note inviting me to their church during this thanksgiving season

i did not eat or taste it...it went directly into the compost

would you eat a free pumpkin loaf left on your porch by religious strangers?

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11/12/2012 3:55:30 PM

i'll eat anything

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11/12/2012 3:56:10 PM

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11/12/2012 3:56:58 PM

Were they catholics? That might have been the body of Christ that you just composted.

11/12/2012 3:58:08 PM

I don't eat food from strangers. I listened to my parent's.

11/12/2012 3:58:49 PM

it's like reverse halloween!

11/12/2012 3:59:37 PM

It was probably laced with Exlax.

11/12/2012 3:59:37 PM

Praise the Lord! Jesus has returned! As a loaf of pumpkin bread! Praise Christ! It truly is a miracle! Now I can eat the body of Christ!

Amen.

11/12/2012 4:00:53 PM

they were baptists...the note was very nice and the loaf did look tasty

but yeah, i don't eat food left on my porch...well, except for the vegetables the old man across the street leaves on my porch in the summer when his garden is going strong...haven't gotten sick from those, yet, and they're delicious

11/12/2012 4:05:45 PM

i would have eaten it, yes

11/12/2012 4:07:46 PM

my dogs will probably eat it if i'm not careful about when i toss it out into the compost and if i don't watch them

the little buggers are always eating the compost

11/12/2012 4:09:39 PM

you shouldnt just throw random things into your compost, you dont know what types of aflatoxins or disease may exist in the products they used to make the bread

11/12/2012 4:10:21 PM

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"i'll eat anything"

If you ever want to poison me, just cook it into some kind of pumpkin baked goods and I'm as good as dead.

11/12/2012 4:10:37 PM

i know, i know...i don't keep a very healthy compost pile

but i DO turn it fairly regularly and SO FAR it's done well for whatever plants we've used it with (namely the roses...they LOVE the compost)

11/12/2012 4:11:55 PM

I'll fuck a pumpkin loaf.

11/12/2012 4:12:26 PM

^ How about a dead corpse?

11/12/2012 4:17:33 PM

as opposed to a living corpse?

because those suckers bite

11/12/2012 4:33:23 PM

I hate pretty much pumkin anything, so it would have been trashed if found on my doorstep

11/12/2012 5:15:51 PM

I would give a slice to my boyfriend and wait a while to see how he fares, then if good I will keep the rest for myself

11/12/2012 5:51:02 PM

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"If you ever want to poison me, just cook it into some kind of pumpkin baked goods and I'm as good as dead."

Noted.

11/12/2012 5:53:11 PM

I probably would.

11/12/2012 5:53:28 PM

Quote :

"I listened to my parent's."

I, too, listened to my parent is

11/12/2012 5:54:28 PM

Quote :

"If you ever want to poison me, just cook it into some kind of pumpkin baked goods and I'm as good as dead."

Amen to that - and if it's one thing I have learned, religious people make some damn tasty baked goods. They're all about bribing you into their congregation.

Unless it was from some Jehovah's witnesses, in which case I would not trust that at all.

11/12/2012 7:26:53 PM

I wouldn't eat it, but only because it was pumpkin.

If it was banana nut I would have definitely eaten it.

11/12/2012 7:33:46 PM

NOW I WISH I HAD EATEN IT

11/12/2012 8:21:49 PM

woulda ate the hell out of that

church people know how to cook

11/12/2012 8:24:55 PM

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"i did not eat or taste it...it went directly into the compost"

so tuff

11/12/2012 8:39:13 PM

If you cut the loaf, you would have seen an image of the Virgin Mary in the bread crumbs.

11/12/2012 8:53:35 PM

Quote :

""I listened to my parent's.""

Quote :

"I, too, listened to my parent is"

i too listened to my parent's farts... (just my dad's)

11/12/2012 9:11:58 PM

they baked satan into it like in that movie fern gully except that was a tree

11/12/2012 9:19:39 PM

aww shit.

11/13/2012 8:30:36 AM

Who doesn't like a good loaf?

11/13/2012 9:32:41 AM

I mean if you didn't want to eat it because of some moral objection to consuming their bread with no intention of going to their church, ok i get it

but to toss perfectly good pumpkin bread because someone left it on your porch

ok i get that too



but i still woulda ate it probably

11/13/2012 12:59:00 PM

I had this bookmarked for some reason.

1/26/2013 3:31:42 PM

maybe you wanted to check back to see if i came to your church service today?

1/27/2013 8:52:01 AM