Totally not here today

11/14/2012 10:43:30 AM

no one cares.mp3

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

11/14/2012 10:50:29 AM

I care

11/14/2012 11:06:26 AM

11/14/2012 11:13:27 AM

Unacceptable.

2/5/2013 2:22:45 PM

there are twwers that are still in school?

2/5/2013 2:39:26 PM

i thought this was going to about black history month

2/5/2013 2:40:56 PM

^^ Yes

2/5/2013 3:00:17 PM

hes in the gym shooting free throws

2/5/2013 4:25:06 PM

3/19/2013 2:15:01 PM

3/19/2013 2:43:09 PM

I left.

3/19/2013 2:50:10 PM

4/16/2013 2:25:39 PM

is he black and is his name Jesus?

4/16/2013 2:26:13 PM

He is black, but his name is not Jesus

4/16/2013 2:27:23 PM

SNITCH

4/16/2013 2:30:27 PM

Which one of you tops?

4/16/2013 2:32:25 PM

you gonna get failed

4/16/2013 11:29:42 PM

Dammit BlackJesus.

4/23/2013 2:24:00 PM

SNITCH

4/23/2013 2:25:04 PM

4/23/2013 2:25:36 PM

NEVER

4/23/2013 2:31:27 PM

current status says he's at Z Max Dragway

4/23/2013 3:47:04 PM

Oh, you two are facebook friends now. Inteeeresting

4/23/2013 3:48:34 PM

I tried to get bbehe to come with me. He said racing was lame

4/23/2013 3:50:35 PM

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4/23/2013 3:52:32 PM

so fast and loud.

Y'all should come with me next time

4/23/2013 3:54:12 PM

question: are you the only black person there?

4/23/2013 3:55:42 PM

I was one of the few. You could count the black people

4/23/2013 3:57:32 PM

So basically like CSC except replace nerds with rednecks?

4/23/2013 3:59:21 PM

Replace rednecks with gear heads. It was a really good show. If you haven't smelled an engine running nitromethane you're missing out.

4/23/2013 4:03:31 PM

If you haven't smelled the JP-8 being burned by a Pratt & Whitney F100 afterburning turbofan in full thrust then you're missing out.

4/23/2013 4:06:59 PM

Where do I go to smell that? Airshow?

Minka would you like to go to a Nascar race with me?

4/23/2013 4:12:59 PM

Airshow would be your best bet. Although most airshows are being cancelled due to budget cuts.

Also, if Minka goes to a NASCAR race with you before she goes to DragonCon with me, I'll be

4/23/2013 4:16:00 PM

I didn't realize that NAGGERS went to class...

4/23/2013 7:50:24 PM

racist

4/23/2013 9:26:28 PM

He skips class because of the color of his skin, not the content of his character.

4/23/2013 9:28:37 PM

Missing the last day of class....for shame

4/25/2013 2:20:48 PM

4/25/2013 2:21:13 PM

One of the other kids in the class came up to me 'hey, did we ever do the second db faceoff?

4/25/2013 2:22:56 PM

LMAO priceless

4/25/2013 2:25:11 PM

So far she reminded us to do class evals and told us there will be an SQL query on the exam.

4/25/2013 2:27:17 PM

oh dear jesus, not an sql query!

4/25/2013 2:30:27 PM

Select * from tww where user = 'BlackJesus'

4/25/2013 2:33:33 PM

And user NOT IN (Select * From InClass)

4/25/2013 2:34:49 PM

^ and user not in (select user from INClass)

4/25/2013 2:38:13 PM

that's why blackjesus can skip class and bbehe can't

4/25/2013 2:47:19 PM

I have a higher grade than BlackJesus so far

4/25/2013 2:48:47 PM

by 2 points

4/25/2013 2:55:34 PM

Still counts.

4/25/2013 2:57:10 PM