let them eat cake she said, just like Marie Antoinette THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!!!!

11/14/2012 10:45:44 PM

11/14/2012 11:10:43 PM

LOL @ the freeze up at the end

11/14/2012 11:49:09 PM

And I said what about "Breakfast at BubbleBobble's?"
She said, "Hell no, fuck that dude"

11/15/2012 12:11:52 AM

whatever I am cool

11/15/2012 7:00:38 PM

hold me closer, Tony Danza

11/15/2012 7:27:45 PM

I first got to college in 96
I thought it would be hype you know, kinda da shit

11/15/2012 7:35:10 PM

Yall gon make me lose my mind
Up in here, Angry Birds

11/15/2012 7:43:03 PM

excuse me
while i kiss this guy

11/15/2012 8:39:07 PM

I knew a guy who thought the lyrics in the song Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams "I got my first real sixstring " were "I got my first real sex change."

true story.


[Edited on November 15, 2012 at 8:44 PM. Reason : .]

11/15/2012 8:44:06 PM

there's a bathroom on the right

11/15/2012 9:00:58 PM

In a lotto
I'm a buy more
I'm a scared of
Alligators

11/15/2012 9:06:33 PM

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear
Ooooooooooooh Power Pack Back the Pack

11/15/2012 9:11:41 PM

she's a good girl
loves her mama,
loves Cheez-Its
and America too

[Edited on November 15, 2012 at 9:30 PM. Reason : im $0.00 ballin']

11/15/2012 9:29:10 PM

Come on baby
(Don't fear the reefer)
Baby take my hand
(Don't fear the reefer)
We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the reefer)
Baby I'm your man


BLUE OYSTER CULT - DON'T FEAR THE REAPER

11/16/2012 6:10:02 AM

i knew a guy that thought the lyrics in the song Walkin' on the sun by Smashmouth "might as well be walkin on the sun" were "momma's boob is walkin on the sun"

11/16/2012 8:09:44 AM

Hold me closa
tony daaaannzzuuh

I'm krallum and I approved this message.

11/16/2012 8:14:34 AM

These krallums can't hold me back
These punchmonks won't hold me back

11/16/2012 12:24:58 PM

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a douche,
another runner in the night

11/16/2012 12:31:12 PM

lock the cat box

11/16/2012 12:49:07 PM

Quote :

"i knew a guy that thought the lyrics in the song Walkin' on the sun by Smashmouth "might as well be walkin on the sun" were "momma's boob is walkin on the sun""

In Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On I used to think that the "on and on" part actually said "under the boat". It made sense, because it was the theme song for Titanic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE&t=2m52s

true story.

11/16/2012 12:54:17 PM

Fallout Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ChxlK430M

Green Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jCrxQ8Tk4&feature=fvwrel

Nirvana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI&feature=related

[Edited on November 16, 2012 at 1:06 PM. Reason : ]

11/16/2012 12:55:08 PM

If you like penis a-lotta.
And getting cum on your face.

Sung like piña colada.

11/17/2012 10:44:56 AM

Onnnce, there was this uuuser who
Simply went by the name of Saaps eight five tooo

11/17/2012 1:51:19 PM

12/14/2012 11:32:19 PM

You're a bitch girl
But you've gone too far
Cause you know it don't matter anyway

12/14/2012 11:41:39 PM

because you're mine
I walk the bottom line!

12/15/2012 1:20:43 AM

John,
more of this and less of the other

12/15/2012 12:56:02 PM

yah nice thread mane

12/15/2012 2:14:09 PM

I can't believe that sound clip plays on ios

12/16/2012 9:51:56 AM

in a one-whore soap-and-slay

12/16/2012 2:21:12 PM

Living easy, living free
She's a n-word on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride


listen for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI


also..


SCUSE ME, WHILE I KISS THIS GUY


[Edited on December 16, 2012 at 2:25 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2012 2:25:05 PM

toniiiiiiight, we are duuuuumb

so lets call gr3g hy3r
and tell him he's a liar
and a bum

12/16/2012 2:28:56 PM

stop the catbox

12/16/2012 2:44:46 PM

k us a song, you're the padding man
k us a song tonight,
we're all in the mood for 100k,
and you're gonna be postin' all niiiiiight.

12/16/2012 2:47:42 PM

get 100k yeah I bet dem girls call

3/3/2013 10:05:39 PM

Don't you want somebody to pad,
Don't you need somebody to pad

you better find somebody to paaaaaaaad

3/3/2013 11:04:47 PM

well it certainly won't be anybody that I did any favors for

3/4/2013 2:48:50 AM