Since we're getting older, perhaps we should have a link to our dearly departed members of TWW.

11/20/2012 5:31:16 PM

It sounds like you mean "memorial".

11/20/2012 5:35:38 PM

MEMORANDUM

TO: ALL TWW EMPLOYEES

RE: A LINK TO OUR DEARLY DEPARTED MEMBERS

11/20/2012 5:37:08 PM

11/20/2012 5:37:56 PM

My Memorex performed tape decks, my own phone sex
Watch out for Haiti bitches, I heard they throw hex

11/20/2012 5:38:41 PM

DummYxBoY

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 5:41 PM. Reason : a]

11/20/2012 5:40:02 PM

Quote :

"It sounds like you mean "memorial"."

Yep, that's the word I was looking for TWW obituary page didn't sound right.

11/20/2012 5:43:31 PM

To: Faggot TWW Users

From: merbig

Date: 11/20/2012

Subject: Users like you.

____________________________________________________________________________________

Due to an alarming rate of stupid posts, we are going to have to sequester the posting privileges of certain users to help curb the inflation of stupidity contained within this website. This alarming rate puts us in the category of 4chan's /b/ and reddit in terms of stupidity, minus the popularity of those two sites. Once a beacon of lolz and witty trolling, stupidity has turned lolz into and and witty trolling into witless trolling.

To remedy the situation, the following will happen immediately, GeniuSxBoY, El Nacho, aaronburro and the user known alpha-numerically as Destroyer (add in some numbers and shit for letters) will no longer be permitted to post.

The remainder of the users will have a stupid:intelligent ratio imposed onto their account, where the elite class of twwers will vote on your account. These people will be completely anonymous and unbiased as per their NDA. Users with ratios above 1 (more stupid than intelligent) will be on warning (kicked out of chit chat). If the ratio goes above 1.5, permanent termination will occur.

Ultimately these changes are for you, the user. We want your posting privileges to be as enjoyable as possible, while encouraging a Renaissance of new lulz and witty trolling. It is time for dead weight to be dropped.

With that said, aliases will be kept on a tighter leash. We know who you are. Aliases are supposed to be funny (like HOOPS MALONE). Bring the funny or lose your alias.

I hope you all will welcome the new changes with open arms. The sooner everyone accepts the changes, the easier change will be. Resistance is futile, and ultimately this is for the site's well being.

Thank You,

merbig

11/20/2012 5:52:33 PM

These are the ones that I know of:

chickenhead
Duchess
ambrosia1231

11/20/2012 5:56:28 PM

Stiletto

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:01 PM. Reason : I]

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:01 PM. Reason : Sp]

11/20/2012 6:00:50 PM

^ yeah, that one too. couldn't remember his name

11/20/2012 6:01:33 PM

Stiletto

11/20/2012 6:01:48 PM

The poor guy that passed away in his sleep. I cant remember his user name

11/20/2012 6:03:33 PM

Stiletto was pretty scary. Check out his gallery

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:07 PM. Reason : a]

11/20/2012 6:07:05 PM

ambrosia1231 - No one knows how/why
chickenhead - I don't know?
Duchess - IIRC, drunk driving accident where she was crushed by something that fell off the pole the vehicle she was riding in hit?
Stiletto - Suicide

Some of you have a better memory for this than I do.

11/20/2012 6:08:39 PM

ambrosia1231 - No one knows how/why
chickenhead - Drug overdose, I believe
Duchess -Drunk driving accident. Hit a stoplight and it fell through the roof of the vehicle causing massive head injury
Stiletto - Suicide

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:13 PM. Reason : a]

11/20/2012 6:10:44 PM

This is depressing ;-;
Could people put the dates as well if they know them?

11/20/2012 6:13:11 PM

I can do that with some research

11/20/2012 6:13:51 PM

AntiJester died in his sleep in his dorm.

11/20/2012 6:14:19 PM

ambrosia1231 - No one knows how/why
chickenhead - Drug overdose, I believe
Duchess -Drunk driving accident. Hit a stoplight and it fell through the roof of the vehicle causing massive head injury.
Stiletto - Suicide
AntiJester - Died in his sleep. Cause, unknown.

11/20/2012 6:17:41 PM

The two SAM guys died in a fire. I'm pretty sure one was on here. I think his user name was mb something maybe not can't find it

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:25 PM. Reason : .]

11/20/2012 6:20:15 PM

I knew a couple of others who died while we were in college together, and I think they were on TWW, but I never knew their usernames.

If there's someone who is really good at figuring out who had what username feel free to PM me and we can try to work it out, but I'm not going to post the real names publicly out of respect to their loved ones.

Oh, and I still really miss Ambrosia

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 6:23 PM. Reason : -]

11/20/2012 6:23:24 PM

I only knew Ambrosia, chickenhead, and Duchess.....and they were all awesome people. Dearly missed.

11/20/2012 6:25:06 PM

IN MEMORIAM

teh lolz

11/20/2012 6:41:22 PM

I go back and read Stilettos last few posts from time to time. He missed an opportunity to go out in style.

11/20/2012 6:45:20 PM

Duchess was a red light camera, not a stoplight.

11/20/2012 7:23:42 PM

Quote :

"Drunk driving accident. Hit a stoplight and it fell through the roof of the vehicle causing massive head injury"

That's some final destination shit right there.

11/20/2012 10:35:30 PM

I was friends with Christine (ambrosia) and Paccione (AntiJester).

I miss them both. I spent a lot more time with AntiJester than Christine, but didn't share the friends him with that I shared with Christine.

I know how they both died. Both went in their sleep, but with different causes.

[Edited on November 20, 2012 at 10:47 PM. Reason : ,]

11/20/2012 10:47:13 PM

IB4Joie

12/4/2012 8:27:25 PM

To be clear, chickenhead did not die of a drug overdose. I was there when she was wheeled out.

Miss ya Em

12/4/2012 8:44:01 PM