i'd say at least once or twice on a slow month

12/3/2012 12:59:09 PM

what is wrong with you fat mother fuckers

12/3/2012 1:01:04 PM

never, but I clog the sink all the damn time

12/3/2012 1:01:26 PM

can't say that I ever had. We have had parties where it's happened at our house, but I've never been the culprit

12/3/2012 1:03:07 PM

once or twice a week.

12/3/2012 1:04:40 PM

once or twice per year... if even that much

what the fuck are you guys doing on the toilet?

12/3/2012 1:07:11 PM

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"once or twice per year"

this...it's usually after an extended period of "bad" eating (ie. thanksgiving) when my poo is a type 3

otherwise, my poo is between types 4 and 5

12/3/2012 1:10:15 PM

I don't even own a plunger and haven't needed one in six years thanks to my 1970's terlets that aren't afraid to waste water.

Back when I was in an apartment I always had to double flush at minimum.

12/3/2012 1:19:38 PM

every single time

12/3/2012 1:24:58 PM

this one lady on hoarders just kept using hers after it clogged:

12/3/2012 1:27:18 PM

never....and if you have one of these:



you never will either.

also, ^

12/3/2012 1:32:55 PM

bonerjamz 04 toiletjamz monthly

12/3/2012 1:49:29 PM

i have the cheap ($100) water-smart toilets and they have no trouble handling my poo

12/3/2012 1:53:09 PM

You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet.

That being said...my fiance's brother in law clogs toilets on a regular basis. We had to get a plunger for the house for when he comes to visit...as well as extra toilet paper. Fucker uses up a roll in about two shits. Ridiculous.

12/3/2012 1:57:12 PM

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"You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet."

or just have a shitty diet...i don't think it's usually a case of failing to use a toilet properly

12/3/2012 1:58:07 PM

I feel like I need to have a plunger in case anyone like you people comes over.

Never.

I also don't understand how it takes anyone (sick days excluded) more than 5 minutes to use the bathroom. But that is another discussion.

12/3/2012 1:59:10 PM

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"I also don't understand how it takes anyone (sick days excluded) more than 5 minutes to use the bathroom. But that is another discussion."

i spend AT LEAST 15 minutes in the bathroom every morning at work...not because i need to, but i like to get at least a chapter in before i start my day and it's on the company dime

12/3/2012 2:00:22 PM

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" or just have a shitty diet...i don't think it's usually a case of failing to use a toilet properly "

I think the actual "shit" rarely clogs the toilet...its the absurd amount of toilet paper that one uses. Even if you have to use a lot, flush frequently and it won't be a problem.

12/3/2012 2:00:25 PM

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"I think the actual "shit" rarely clogs the toilet...its the absurd amount of toilet paper that one uses. Even if you have to use a lot, flush frequently and it won't be a problem."

while possible, that has never once been the case in my experience...it's always due to huge turds that are just big enough to block the hole

12/3/2012 2:01:53 PM

Interesting...exact opposite of my experiences.

12/3/2012 2:03:40 PM

HUGE ASSHOLES ITT

12/3/2012 2:05:56 PM

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"or just have a shitty diet...i"

12/3/2012 2:07:00 PM

Probably doesn't help that quag's b hole is bored out so wide

12/3/2012 2:07:20 PM

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"GIGANTIC SOFT SINKERS"

12/3/2012 2:11:58 PM

I just clogged mine so I could post in this thread. That was a pretty monstersious shit. I need to lay down.

12/3/2012 5:06:38 PM

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"You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet."

what? intelligence determines the diameter of your shit?

12/3/2012 5:13:35 PM

^ ITT I learned that y'all motherfuckers have ridiculously large assholes. I've never even gotten close to clogging the toilet with the diameter of my turds.

12/3/2012 5:53:57 PM

I did once in college. Kinda surprised me, maybe it was just a really shitty flushing day.

12/3/2012 6:04:12 PM