Just so I can get a dog. I really want one, but that shit will die when I eventually qualify, gtfo of charleston, and go to sea.

12/14/2012 12:44:36 AM

The dog won't fill your void. Focus on self improvement

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12/14/2012 12:47:05 AM

This is a thread about... ?

12/14/2012 12:47:19 AM

I really want a dog.

12/14/2012 12:51:19 AM

uh . . .yeah.

12/14/2012 12:52:25 AM

Do you think a mail order bride would be able to take care of a dog?

12/14/2012 12:54:31 AM

I think Lauren Harrelson needs to send a friend request to Hana Ostapchuk

12/14/2012 12:54:50 AM

I haven't gotten on that thing in a while... hmm... lets see if it's fun again.

12/14/2012 12:55:42 AM

When I saw "qualify" my first thout was that the OP is waiting for marriage equality.

12/14/2012 12:58:30 AM

nah bro, i like girls.

12/14/2012 12:59:04 AM

how about like, your parents? or just a buddy. you know, just a friend that'll watch your dog for you. maybe a friend that already has a dog and wouldn't mind a second.

12/14/2012 1:10:21 AM

i'd have to ship my dog from norfolk or groton or kings bay or whereever the fuck i'm stationed (god forbid it be hawaii) when ever the boat felt like leaving port.

12/14/2012 2:11:12 AM

If you get a really cool dog, I'll watch that shit for you until you get married. I live in Charleston, so this will be easy.

12/14/2012 6:47:30 AM

What a dumb reason to get married.

12/14/2012 6:58:27 AM

Chicks love dogs.

12/14/2012 8:03:15 AM

That has to be one of the stupidest reasons to get married I've ever heard. Me, I need to get married so I have somebody to balance me out. Otherwise I'm gonna end up dead in the streets one day.

12/14/2012 3:58:03 PM

sounds like the chick that got pregnant so she'd have a reason to quite smoking

12/14/2012 4:00:01 PM

I can take the dog most likely

12/14/2012 4:02:16 PM

My sister in law moved in with a guy right before he deployed and kept his dog, they are married now and she has a dog too.

12/14/2012 6:40:03 PM

Quote :

"If you get a really cool dog, I'll watch that shit for you until you get married. I live in Charleston, so this will be easy."

The problem isn't so much while I'm in Charleston. More so in either 9ish months or 3 years when I get out of Charleston and end up in Norfolk/Groton/Washington/San Diego/Hawaii.

Maybe I should just let ^^ borrow it while i'm at sea.

12/14/2012 11:01:10 PM

rent one

12/14/2012 11:02:09 PM

can you rent a dog?

12/14/2012 11:02:31 PM

yeah man some humane centers are just like dog libraries

12/14/2012 11:04:28 PM

You can volunteer to foster a dog through local rescues (not shelters). Got mine at Pawfect Match and they have volunteers foster dogs/puppies til someone adopts them Bc they don't have a physical shelter.

12/14/2012 11:24:04 PM

So you're in the Navy? Volunteer at the SPCA. That'll scratch your itch to play with dogs without forcing a dog to live with your fucked up moving schedule.

12/14/2012 11:52:29 PM

Well I need health insurance, so maybe we can work something out.

12/15/2012 11:47:34 AM

Foster a dog. Cheaper than giving a woman 50% of your stuff.

12/15/2012 11:52:11 AM

12/15/2012 1:23:18 PM

This thread is as stupid as wanting to get married so you can get a kid.

You should definitely look into short term fostering at shelters, or just put your name out there as a dog sitter.

12/15/2012 2:44:03 PM

King of the Hill tells me there is a program for the military's pets.

12/15/2012 2:47:27 PM

Quote :

"Well I need health insurance, so maybe we can work something out. "

holla holla. holla holla hollla.

12/15/2012 11:12:16 PM

I need to get married so that somebody will fucking do my laundry/

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3/25/2013 3:52:26 PM

^you have clean laundry that has been sitting on top of the dryer for over a week

3/25/2013 4:30:48 PM

exactly. Its about time somebody hangs that shit up

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[Edited on March 25, 2013 at 4:33 PM. Reason : and makes some god damn samosas]

3/25/2013 4:33:17 PM

lol

3/25/2013 4:58:12 PM

I want a corgi

3/25/2013 5:07:58 PM

Can't you rent a dog from petmart

3/25/2013 5:17:48 PM

Quote :

"The dog won't fill your void. Focus on self improvement"

LOL

3/25/2013 7:06:32 PM

get married to DDK so you two can get a Corgi

3/25/2013 7:09:54 PM

Real suggestion: just be a foster home for a dog. You won't have it forever, but you will give a dog in need a home for at least a little while

3/25/2013 7:46:35 PM

Real suggestion: don't marry DDK. You will have to put up with her forever, but you will get your dick in some decent trim for at least a little while

3/25/2013 7:53:42 PM

My best friend and I have a deal. Whoever gets married first has to buy the other guy a dog to keep him company, since we are the last two unmarried guys in our group. He has already said he wants a cockapoo if I get married. I haven't decided yet.

3/25/2013 8:02:51 PM

^ and a cockapoo will guarantee he will never get married....

3/25/2013 8:41:37 PM

I just want a maid/personal secretary I can bang occasionally.

3/25/2013 10:11:39 PM

Who needs a wife when whole foods at waverly place has curried samosas

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[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 2:37 PM. Reason : ^what you are looking for is called a bangmaid]

3/27/2013 2:36:56 PM

Bangmaid sounds like a sweet business venture to invest in.

3/27/2013 2:55:55 PM

Yeah i'd buy stock in that shit.

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3/27/2013 2:57:22 PM

Just get a bunch of Russian girls over here and get them work visas. Then hit up old rich guys that need their house cleaned.

3/27/2013 3:02:06 PM

I'm familiar with bangmaids, but it's weird...if you've ever had a really awesome maid/housekeeper, you wouldn't want to mess that up by banging having sex with her. Those two things really should be separate.

[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 5:08 PM. Reason : less awful sounding]

3/27/2013 5:07:56 PM

That's where you are wrong.

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[Edited on March 27, 2013 at 5:11 PM. Reason : You get what you want, she gets what she wants.]

3/27/2013 5:09:48 PM