My current favorite is "a little under the weather"

12/14/2012 1:48:56 PM

lit

12/14/2012 1:49:11 PM

ive been overserved

12/14/2012 1:50:50 PM

smashed

12/14/2012 1:51:42 PM

three sheets to the wind

12/14/2012 1:52:46 PM

crunksauced

12/14/2012 1:54:00 PM

sauteed

12/14/2012 1:54:09 PM

^^hahaha, nice

sloshed

12/14/2012 1:54:26 PM

fershnickered

12/14/2012 1:54:48 PM

Smashley ---> leads to Trashey

12/14/2012 2:41:49 PM

got my swerve on

12/14/2012 2:42:50 PM

I find "high" euphemisms to be far more poetic and evocative than "drunk" euphemisms
baked, toasted, flying, etc.

12/14/2012 2:46:28 PM

pleastantly ploughed

12/14/2012 3:24:41 PM

pissed

12/14/2012 3:49:19 PM

pie-eyed

12/14/2012 3:55:19 PM

Smathed. (I used to drink a lot)

12/14/2012 4:01:49 PM

knackered (British)

12/14/2012 4:02:36 PM

blotto

My wife's 86 year old grandmother uses this term

12/14/2012 4:04:26 PM

thinning the blood

12/14/2012 4:10:34 PM

Gone

12/14/2012 4:12:42 PM

Faded

12/14/2012 4:40:15 PM

zooted
wastey face
hammered
EMCE'd
bubbly

12/14/2012 4:41:10 PM

shitcocked

12/14/2012 4:47:52 PM

"I'm leanin', dawg"

Shit faced
Saucy
Hammered
Pissed <--Never really cared for that one. I think it's a Brititsh thing.

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12/14/2012 4:51:47 PM

charmingly verbose

12/14/2012 4:53:22 PM

blitzed

12/14/2012 5:33:49 PM

Shnockered. Although I'm not sure that's the correct spelling.

12/14/2012 5:33:50 PM

^you left out the "c"...it's Schnockered.

Doo Doo Hammered.

12/14/2012 7:25:21 PM

hammertime

12/14/2012 7:27:04 PM

Watch it. You'll get the hammertime if you're not careful.

12/14/2012 7:28:58 PM

it's my goal in life

12/14/2012 7:32:28 PM

Ah. You'd laugh at my white dick.

12/14/2012 7:35:33 PM

all signs point to yes

12/14/2012 7:36:16 PM

Probably. But my tongue is the size of Manhattan.

12/14/2012 7:37:32 PM

I want to use crunksauced.

12/14/2012 7:38:07 PM

tanked
wrecked

12/14/2012 7:39:08 PM

Sober -> Toasty -> Toasted

12/14/2012 7:41:25 PM

Blitzed

12/14/2012 7:42:07 PM

'Like Erica' (seriously, my sister in law uses this term)

'feeling good' is my favorite

12/14/2012 8:46:38 PM

Shadracked.

12/14/2012 11:53:28 PM

Meshach'd.

Abednego'd.

12/14/2012 11:56:52 PM

I wasn't aware that "intoxicated" required a euphemism

you know, since it's not an offensive word

12/14/2012 11:58:01 PM

Too much blood in my alcohol stream...

12/15/2012 1:08:42 AM

Drunk, loaded, etc.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

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12/15/2012 2:04:57 AM

Synapsed!!!

12/15/2012 3:50:51 AM

A book just alerted me to two Australian terms.

On the piss
Messy


I do quite lu keep being over served as mentioned above.

12/15/2012 5:58:56 AM

hesitating like a 1985 Cutlass Supreme

12/15/2012 8:05:50 AM

Suffering from a slight imbalance.

12/15/2012 8:18:31 AM

I do quite lu keep being over served as mentioned above.

12/15/2012 9:15:43 AM

a little under the weather

12/15/2012 9:16:36 AM