besides the obligatory blowie (and sandwich after blowie) coupons, what would you want included?

12/18/2012 10:40:11 PM

anal

12/18/2012 10:41:15 PM

slappy more like

uhhhh

plucky duck

:3

12/18/2012 10:41:17 PM

Blowie after sandwich.

12/18/2012 10:41:30 PM

role playing

sexual fetish

spanking

12/18/2012 10:41:59 PM

Threesome with your hottest female friend.

12/18/2012 10:43:13 PM

WTF, are you 5 years old? What kind of gift is that?

Cook dinner
Beer run
Shut up and let me watch the game
A get out of 'whatever event you have planned' card
Lunchtime quickie
and I would also appreciate a ball rub

12/18/2012 10:45:44 PM

Get outta jail free card

12/18/2012 10:46:47 PM

^^
"Blowies" at 5? WTF EMCE?

12/18/2012 10:48:58 PM

^lol


Cook dinner - can do
Beer run - good one
Shut up and let me watch the game we already watch all our games together, and I only yap when it's two teams I give no shits about
A get out of 'whatever event you have planned' card he adores me and just enjoys being with me, regardless of event/company. We're still in our honeymoon phase
Lunchtime quickie live 2000 miles apart, but maybe an "anytime" pass, since sometimes I am tired
and I would also appreciate a ball rub - I like this one


[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 10:56 PM. Reason : New2iu called me]

12/18/2012 10:49:33 PM

I had a very turbulent childhood. I did what I had to to survive

12/18/2012 10:50:48 PM

6 hours of silence
Night out with the guys no questions asked (not even "did you have fun")

12/18/2012 10:51:46 PM

my girlfriend did this for V-day two years ago. off the top of my head i remember...

steak and BJ
laundry service
trash service (three story walk up)
30 minute massage
guy movie night (my choice, no chick flick, no romance)
unlimited video game night
"my bad" pass. good to excuse one fuck up. (within reason)

just a few. i think she had 12 total.

12/18/2012 10:52:02 PM

12/18/2012 10:54:20 PM

This is a dumb gift, the coupons are always things that are done anyways

12/18/2012 11:01:25 PM

I thought it would be a cute gesture but you're kinda right.

I've gotten him some nice things for Christmas, but the hints he's dropping me I'm starting to think he might be out-gifting me. And he knows I am on a budget, so I can't get too crazy with the presents.

12/18/2012 11:03:25 PM

10-page coupon book

10 free blowjob coupons

12/18/2012 11:08:42 PM

^

12/18/2012 11:11:25 PM

My gifts are too big to wrap. :-\ maybe I will do this, but he pretty much gets what he wants anyway.

12/18/2012 11:12:34 PM

^^^

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 11:14 PM. Reason : honestly]

12/18/2012 11:13:50 PM

^^are you talking about your booty?

12/18/2012 11:30:03 PM

Guess the OP is still in highschool

12/18/2012 11:30:31 PM

What about the threesome.

BEST GIFT EVER! AMIRITE?

12/18/2012 11:31:32 PM

damn. nvm.

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 11:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2012 11:37:58 PM

Quote :

"A get out of 'whatever event you have planned' card he adores me and just enjoys being with me, regardless of event/company. We're still in our honeymoon phase"

lol.... yeah, I promise you that this is not the case despite what he may say.

12/18/2012 11:39:09 PM

hahahah

12/18/2012 11:41:15 PM

just suck his dick, give him something to eat, and shut the hell up once in a while. shouldn't need coupons for that.

12/18/2012 11:41:51 PM

Wait, you live 2,000 miles apart?

What is the point in doing this kind of gift then? Or am I missing something?

12/18/2012 11:41:55 PM

^^^^^^why do you think I'm in high school? because I thought a cute/corny present would be nice?

I'm not opposed to threesomes, but I'm not sure I'm ready to share him yet.

^^^outside of him hating musicals/theater (which I wouldn't take him to anyway), I can assure you that IS the case. at least right now, anyway.

^we see each other at least once/mo, generally for a week or so. I dunno. I saw someone else mention it in a thread and thought it might be a cute idea, but maybe I'll save it for down the road when the blowjobs and sandwiches are in shorter supply.

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 11:45 PM. Reason : K]

12/18/2012 11:42:35 PM

You can always go with the fail-safe male gift.... Case of cold beer and slap a bow on it

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 11:49 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2012 11:48:08 PM

a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card

he can play it if he really, really pisses you off, and you have to forgive him immediately and never mention the thing he did ever again

somehow I don't think you'll be giving him this, though

12/19/2012 12:08:09 AM

I'm gonna go with Anal-to-Facial

12/19/2012 12:11:18 AM

^^i would definitely do that, within reason (cheating, hurting me, etc). surprisingly, I'm not actually much of a nagger or grudge holder (with him, anyway), and that is a fun idea. Especially with some of the retarded oopses he pulls.





[Edited on December 19, 2012 at 12:13 AM. Reason : ^If sepsis wasn't on the table, I would consider it. who doesn't love a good facial?]

12/19/2012 12:12:33 AM

IDB

12/19/2012 12:13:49 AM

^^
I was just thinking that in the rare situations when I'd really want to use a card like that, there'd be no way it would do me a damn bit of good

but even if it were only valid for minor to moderate infractions, it would still definitely come in handy

[Edited on December 19, 2012 at 12:16 AM. Reason : wgtfye]

12/19/2012 12:16:29 AM

I was trying to think of some reasonable ones someone could utilize that coupon, like calling me his exes name or forgetting "something important" or peeing the bed

12/19/2012 12:19:10 AM

You actually seem pretty awesome as someone to date.

This is why I hate forced gift giving times of the year....its not like you don't love/care for them but since you are strapped for cash you go crazy over this stuff.

12/19/2012 12:19:14 AM

itt, we learn slappy1 is married to OEPII

12/19/2012 12:30:38 AM

here is what I got him so far: 4 30-min guitar lessons right next to his favourite brew-pub, keychains with our respective coordinates engraved on them (similar to these http://www.etsy.com/listing/89315287/longitude-and-latitude-hand-stamped), 4 pilsner glasses with a few verses from his favourite poem etched on each (http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if/...he sent that to me the first week we were dating, just to read, and I recently saw it as a poster on a gift guide on the art of manliness, and thought it could be a cool idea since everyone likes to read while they drink), various kitchen accoutrements (a marble cheese slicer, mountable bottle opener, an ove glove, disposable flasks for our sporting events), a small framed photo of us for his desk, and 200 buckeyes.

nothing crazy expensive but all things I think he'll like/use



[Edited on December 19, 2012 at 12:33 AM. Reason : ^that made me laugh out loud]]

12/19/2012 12:31:11 AM

slappy = settledown

BOTTOM LINE EXPOSED?!?!?!

12/19/2012 12:39:16 AM

A "get out of having to spend time with her parents" coupon.

What's the blow job coupon thing? A good chick has got to blow. It's the key to the relationship. It's not a power trip or a selfish need to bust a nut. It's therapy. Here is the trade-off/equivalent.

A guy wants you to blow him occasionally. He needs the escape from the daily grind. You don't get anything out of it.

You ask him to sit and just listen to you get all your anxieties and stresses and work problems and girl thoughts out of your head without offering suggestions, being a smart-ass, or acting disinterested. He gets nothing out of it.

It's the same thing. Actually, it's probably not. A blow job probably takes less time.

12/19/2012 12:58:17 AM

16 hours of silence starting at 5pm and ending at 8am (depending on if you count lunch or not)

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/19/2012 1:21:08 AM

Why would you date someone if that is something you'd want a coupon for? (unless you live together, and even then I find that problematic. alone/personal time is one thing, but that kind of request just seems sad. y'all must be dating some douchebags)

12/19/2012 1:59:16 AM

slappy1 does seem like a pretty cool chick

maybe i could print up some similar coupons for you, specifically a "one free sexual romp with TreeTwista10 coupon with no strings attached"

12/19/2012 2:09:37 AM

This list of possible coupons could change depending on the stage of the relationship.

Dating couple's priorities are different than newlyweds which are different than couples that have been married a few years, especially if they have kids.

12/19/2012 2:16:55 AM

I think I'll stop trying to communicate with slappy

I don't think she's ever directly said anything to me on here or on CB :3

12/19/2012 3:57:33 AM

slappy1 is pretty cool. I like her face.

12/19/2012 7:07:44 AM

slappy1, do you really have a boyfriend?

12/19/2012 7:36:29 AM

Imaginary boyfriends don't need gifts.

12/19/2012 9:23:19 AM

Quote :

"he adores me and just enjoys being with me, regardless of event/company."

lol, good one.

12/19/2012 9:26:41 AM