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Krallum
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have X's on their hands?

This has been a Krallum query

[Edited on December 19, 2012 at 1:20 AM. Reason : this is a serious issue in the world]

12/19/2012 1:19:59 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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lets you know which ones aren't drunk enough to screw you

12/19/2012 1:32:59 AM

Pikey
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Krallum is a pedophile.

12/19/2012 7:42:51 AM

Krallum
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Do you know what that word means?

or are you just borrowing it until you collect your real thoughts?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

12/19/2012 7:49:38 AM

Dentaldamn
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Straight edge.

12/19/2012 8:33:13 AM

BigMan157
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12/19/2012 8:37:47 AM

H8R
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the bouncers mark the hot ones at the door

X marks the spot

12/19/2012 9:34:56 AM

Krallum
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Is this true bighitsunday?

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12/19/2012 9:39:17 AM

Pikey
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The Xs on their hands mean they are underage and the bartenders can't serve them.

You said all the girls with Xs are attractive.

I implied you are attracted to underage girls. Similar to a pedophile.

I'm surprised that was so hard to surmise.




Of course, it was said in jest. I don't think you really want to have sexual relations with a minor. Relax.

12/20/2012 7:19:01 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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Because once the hot ones turn 21 they stop hanging out in the shitty 18 and up clubs

12/20/2012 7:45:05 AM

mrfrog

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Quote :
"The Xs on their hands mean they are underage and the bartenders can't serve them.

You said all the girls with Xs are attractive.

I implied you are attracted to underage girls. Similar to a pedophile."


I mean, there is the one logical problem that the fact that bartenders can't serve them doesn't imply they're underage.

12/20/2012 8:17:09 AM

dyne
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The X's on their hands are to to identify the ones periodically going to the bathroom to drink vodka out of their water bottles.

12/20/2012 8:57:21 AM

Pikey
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If you'd like to get technical and ruin the joke, then yes, 18-20 year old girls are not minors.

12/20/2012 8:57:41 AM

Senblar
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"Because once the hot ones turn 21 they stop hanging out in the shitty 18 and up clubs"

True story

12/20/2012 9:00:26 AM

Krallum
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"Because once the hot ones turn 21 they stop hanging out in the shitty 18 and up clubs"

Cool so you've never been to a show ever. Got it

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12/20/2012 9:01:34 AM

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