i want to borrow it. i'll loan you something of mine if you want.

12/19/2012 7:11:01 PM

will you loan me your penis

12/19/2012 7:19:41 PM

nah no c0ck

but i have a netflix and should have hulu+ through the end of the month

or i could hax a porn site for ya!!!1

12/19/2012 7:22:58 PM

has anyone with tracking notifications noticed that amazon seems to be handing off all their deliveries to USPS lately?

7/24/2014 5:43:18 PM

^i ordered a bunch of fishing tackle the other day. they put it in 3 different packages. 2 came via UPS and 1 was handed off to USPS.

7/24/2014 5:45:49 PM

what do you need? let me know. maybe I can have it drop shipped to you. bayum.

7/24/2014 6:31:24 PM

i haven't paid for prime in...3 years? even once i ran out of .edu accounts, for some reason amazon keeps offering me 30-day trials each time i cancel and go back to order something else

i kinda think amazon is broken, but it's free prime when i want/need it (always for shipping, i'm not interested in the video services) so it's fine with me

7/24/2014 6:32:28 PM

I have an account.

7/24/2014 7:31:47 PM

I have an account.

7/25/2014 1:22:19 PM

have you seen the jackleg peen? it's labeled

7/25/2014 1:59:07 PM

I have an account.

7/25/2014 2:02:06 PM

I, too, have an Amazon Prime account. It's fucking 2014 broseph, get with the times.

7/25/2014 5:04:09 PM