http://niceguysofokc.tumblr.com/

12/20/2012 8:19:12 AM

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12/20/2012 8:39:37 AM

Yeah I am not a woman, but I am pretty sure writing "disappointment' anywhere on your personals page is not a good strategy.

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12/20/2012 8:41:18 AM

hahaha

12/20/2012 8:58:32 AM

If this is real, then i'm not sure why they think putting complaints about women on their personals page is going to attract a woman.

12/20/2012 9:02:54 AM

That was an entertaining read

12/20/2012 9:04:34 AM

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html

It's a surprisingly quantifiable trend.

12/20/2012 9:10:48 AM

I don't hate women, I am a nice guy

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12/20/2012 9:36:01 AM

This is amazing

12/20/2012 9:37:20 AM

I laffed

12/20/2012 9:40:12 AM

12/20/2012 9:44:37 AM

how long before all these guys, who are probably on here, tell us you're being mean and they're just nice guys?

12/20/2012 9:46:48 AM

This made my day. Forwarding to my best friend and bf.

12/20/2012 9:49:15 AM

dudes that answer yes to that "obligated to have sex" question are one bad day away from being rapists

12/20/2012 9:55:36 AM

except for being a sad whiny bitch, whats asshole about this?

12/20/2012 10:04:14 AM

he's ugly

12/20/2012 10:08:48 AM

Holy shit, the comments on this tumblr

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12/20/2012 10:09:57 AM

Keep


It


Simple

12/20/2012 10:13:52 AM

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"whats asshole about this?"

idk, maybe equivocating that being a friend is just the consolation prize.... that the true reason he was a friend was that he just wanted to succeed with the girl... Sounds kind of assholish to me but I'm a bit cynical today

12/20/2012 10:20:29 AM

Its not even assholish, its just a shy guy not ever letting the girl know he was interested and probably coming across as a gay best friend role.

Some of the stuff I'm seeing makes me wonder why the guys are getting posted on the site. I'm not sure why guys posting that a girl should be obligated to keep her legs shaved is getting so much attention and supposed to detract from them being a nice guy.

12/20/2012 10:23:13 AM

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"whats asshole about this?"

um, he befriended girls that were involved and then whined about being friends with them?

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12/20/2012 10:23:21 AM

I think that most chicks would agree that they are obligated to keep their legs shaved

12/20/2012 10:24:50 AM

My favorites are the "nice guys" who think women are obligated to shave their legs and think that men should always be head of household.

12/20/2012 10:26:08 AM

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"he befriended girls that were involved and then whined about being friends with them?"

i think i skimmed that the first time i read it. looking at it fully it does look like he meant for the girls to fall in love with him without knowing he was interested and leaving their bf for him.

12/20/2012 10:27:09 AM

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"men should always be head of household"

what does this even mean?

12/20/2012 10:33:11 AM

that men should be the higher income, financially supporting figure in the relationship

[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 10:34 AM. Reason : also have the final say in matters]

12/20/2012 10:34:32 AM

And are obliged sex

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12/20/2012 10:35:18 AM

thats a given regardless of head of household

12/20/2012 10:35:45 AM

Says he's a nice guy

Wants to treat a special girl like a princess

Says the girl should know her role and shut her mouth

Wears a fedora

[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 10:47 AM. Reason : "nice guy" phase reminds me of the zombie hobo episode on south park ]

12/20/2012 10:46:52 AM

sounds exactly how you'd treat a princess. isn't her role to look pretty and be arm candy anyways?

12/20/2012 10:47:42 AM

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12/20/2012 10:47:46 AM

it's funny when these so called nice guys get so jaded that they try to "be an asshole" and they come across as an actual asshole instead of just plain confident and likeable.

12/20/2012 10:53:25 AM

It's funny that these guys blame the fact that they aren't getting dates on "I'm a nice guy and girls only like assholes". When in reality, they aren't getting dates because they are unattractive. And they are probably going after chicks that are WAY out of their league.

[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 11:05 AM. Reason : a]

12/20/2012 10:55:38 AM

^

12/20/2012 10:58:13 AM

so i need to get a fedora...

12/20/2012 11:03:32 AM

A cape is pimp wear

12/20/2012 11:08:36 AM

i've got the cape from 300

will that work?

12/20/2012 11:09:18 AM

A pimp cape, not a gay cape.

12/20/2012 11:10:20 AM

>.<

12/20/2012 11:14:52 AM

oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.


A social disease that affects millions of people - both male and female - that cockblocks a man or a woman from seducing or romancing a member of the opposite sex. Oneitis, is that social malady that results in a feeling that this person is totally special and unique and therefore one must not mess up anything with them. These confused "messed up" feelings then often mess up the chances of a person seducing their romantic victim brcause after all thier emotionjs tell them that they cannot be too careful, gentle, and that they cannot "act too foolish." OFten, Oneitis also confuses a person by making them worry too much about what other people will think of them or worse what thier romantic victim will think of them, and thus that simply cannot do what is necessary to seduce thier romantic prey.

12/20/2012 11:21:11 AM

That 2nd dude's main problem was that maybe he was giving good relationship advice to the girls he wanted.

12/20/2012 12:11:48 PM

I thought the problem was that these guys were afraid that if they let their crushes know outright that they were interested it would make them lose any inchoate interest they may have had, so it's best to hang around and be all friend-like until their crushes possibly realize their attraction to them; still, being fugly like many of those guys renders the issue moot, no way a woman would be interested in them.

12/20/2012 1:57:11 PM

in·cho·ate  

/in'ko-it/Adjective. Just begun and so not fully formed or developed; rudimentary: "a still inchoate democracy"

12/20/2012 2:06:17 PM

So your argument is that they are thinking "If I tell her I like her, she might not like that"?

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12/20/2012 2:08:15 PM

The mentality is that if there is even a 0.001% chance that she might randomly come around and realize that he's been the perfect man for her all along and want to be with him, then he will stay in the friend zone and take his chances.

While in the friend zone, he can fantasize every day about how perfect their life will be together.



Professing your love and being rejected, extinguishes that dim glimmer of hope.

12/20/2012 2:11:18 PM

thanks paerabol

12/20/2012 2:16:08 PM

Professing what love? Its a personals ad. You don't mention the shit you're not good at on your resume, why put shit you suck at on a profile?

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[Edited on December 20, 2012 at 2:18 PM. Reason : why]

12/20/2012 2:17:07 PM

Some of the questions on this website are a bit more complicated than "yes" or "no." Does anyone know if you can put text answers to those questions or are they radio buttons or what?

I mean personally:

for you personally is abortion an option in the case of accidental pregnancy? No, I'd personally never get an abortion but I don't care if other people do.

do you believe you have the right to forbid you significant other anything? As an example, if she wants "other dicks," then yeah I feel like I have the right to forbid that. If giving her whatever she wants significantly impacts my personal/financial/social situation, then yeah I'm going to tell her she can't have it.

Do you believe women are obligated to keep their legs shaved? Of course not, but I'm not going to touch them if they're hairy.


The list goes on and on.

12/20/2012 2:22:40 PM

12/20/2012 2:25:51 PM

radio buttons

12/20/2012 2:26:07 PM