I've been texting this chick I met on Plenty of Fish. She's got a cute face and appears to have nice tits, but all her pics are from weird angles or she's bundled up in baggy clothes. What are the odds that she's fat?

12/22/2012 12:24:58 AM

I bet she weighs at least 100000 kilograms

12/22/2012 12:26:58 AM

I ain't French. How many tons is that?

12/22/2012 12:29:27 AM

idk!

12/22/2012 12:33:37 AM

^^a hundo

12/22/2012 12:35:07 AM

Get her to take a picture of her hands. The hands tell the truth about age and pudge.

12/22/2012 1:17:47 AM

Get her to take a picture of her hands. The hands tell the truth about age and pudge. whether she is a tranny or not.

12/22/2012 6:18:03 AM

She fat


If she had a nice body you would already seen a hundred pics of it.

[Edited on December 22, 2012 at 8:57 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2012 8:56:33 AM

Plenty of fish whales

12/22/2012 9:37:07 AM

^ irony

12/22/2012 9:39:08 AM

12/22/2012 12:10:08 PM

hey girl, i'm loving sexing you up on sms, but i'm going to need a picture of your hands before we take this any further.

12/22/2012 1:01:51 PM

pretty simple: post the pictures here and the TWW forensics lab will figure it out for you.

12/22/2012 1:07:38 PM

Its probably a dude

12/22/2012 1:19:22 PM

^^LMAO!

12/22/2012 1:25:06 PM

Whew, false alarm. She posted on her profile that her body-type is "athletic", so she must have a good body. Girls would never lie on their dating profile.

12/22/2012 2:31:51 PM

If she puts curvy, run. Curvy = fat online.

12/22/2012 2:36:13 PM

I'm going to post a picture of my hands and you all tell me what you think my body type is.

Hint: it is not athletic.

12/22/2012 2:40:09 PM

I consider myself curvy

12/22/2012 2:41:35 PM

Oh yeah, curvy is the PC version of fat.

In a related topic, what the hell is the difference between "fit" and "athletic"?

^you should probably abandon use of that word then.

[Edited on December 22, 2012 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/22/2012 2:42:53 PM

^^^PICTAR OR GTFO

12/22/2012 2:50:36 PM

She looks like she has nice tits in her pictures, but I'm afraid it's really just chubby flesh stuffed into a miracle bra.

What's a nice way to ask her via text if she's fat?

12/22/2012 2:52:09 PM

Quote :

"If she had a nice body you would already seen a hundred pics of it. "

Most likely...

But then on the other hand she might be a nice modest girl. I know some girls that are pretty fine that don't post pics of their bodies.

12/22/2012 2:59:44 PM

Pretty much if she was fit you'd see it. She's hiding something.

12/22/2012 4:40:46 PM

like AIDS

12/22/2012 4:43:43 PM

Quote :

"But then on the other hand she might be a nice modest girl. I know some girls that are pretty fine that don't post pics of their bodies."

And I respect them all the more for that.
But really, she's probably fat. Can you deal with that if she's cute and nice and nice tits and such?

12/22/2012 6:59:35 PM

I like when fat girls brag about having big tits.

12/22/2012 7:53:30 PM

I like when fat girls brag about having big tits.

[Edited on December 22, 2012 at 8:02 PM. Reason : r]

12/22/2012 8:01:57 PM

you other brothers can't deny

12/22/2012 8:10:31 PM

are the pics from a super high angle? Then she prolly fat.

You could post them here so we can give you better advice.

12/22/2012 10:55:51 PM

Quote :

"I consider myself curvy"

DDK, you are what curvy is supposed to mean. The good kind of curvy. Not the kind of curvy you find on dating sites.

12/22/2012 11:20:48 PM

thaaaaaaaaaaanks

12/22/2012 11:22:33 PM

Interesting how these things work.

I dated a girl last year who was definitely on the chunky side. Really beautiful face though, and tits that were huuuge. But her FB pics? One of my best friends calls it the Myspace angle. From up high, funky angles, etc. So my experience says yours is likely a big girl. But hey, some of them are damn fun. And where I come from, it's said that you ain't fucked until you've fucked fat. In which case I'm a damn porn star.

12/22/2012 11:28:01 PM

12/22/2012 11:33:21 PM

HANDS!

Seriously.
Get a photo of d'em hands.

12/22/2012 11:34:17 PM

that looks shopped..... i mean her face is SO much thinner than the rest of her body

12/22/2012 11:37:53 PM

nah, check that neck roll. There's plenty of fat bitches with normal chins

12/23/2012 6:58:00 PM

lolwut, her face gives away her fattiness without having to see the rest of her

12/24/2012 12:32:48 AM

lol at Chrome blocking this page because funnyjunk has malware

12/24/2012 12:34:23 AM

chrome did that for me in another thread. i appreciate chrome looking out but its gone kinda overboard with the new setup

12/24/2012 1:29:47 AM

u can just be honest and tell her you want to know exactly what she looks like. better to get it out there early so she doesn't build up a false expectation that you're a nice guy

12/24/2012 5:25:18 AM

Semi-anonymous...

Fat or not?


[Edited on December 24, 2012 at 8:29 PM. Reason : 2]

12/24/2012 8:21:43 PM

The angle is very suspect.

You were right to come to us.

12/24/2012 8:49:25 PM

I don't see the issue here. If you plan on meeting up with her, then just go ahead & do it. If it turns out she's fat then just bounce. If you're having drinks or dinner, then even better, you can leave her with the tab

12/24/2012 8:59:05 PM

Hands look ok set it up and let us know how it goes

12/24/2012 11:22:44 PM

I'm going with fat

12/24/2012 11:30:17 PM

I don't know about fat, but definitely boxy looking. There doesn't look to be much of a waist there, just sort of a cube for a torso.

12/24/2012 11:31:33 PM

I agree.

The titty shape is also not promising

12/25/2012 12:03:06 AM

It's definitely a myspace angle.

12/25/2012 12:10:39 AM

She certainly doesn't look skinny, but I don't see a whale either.

12/25/2012 12:13:55 AM