I have a few questions for you. They're mostly serious. Please answer them.

1- How many credit hours do you have under your belt?

2- Do you have any idea what you want to do when you graduate?

3- Are you working at an internship right now?

4- Why would an employer want to hire you?

5- Are you taking out loans to pay for school?

6- If you are taking out loans to pay for school, do you have any idea how long it's going to take you to pay them back?

7- Do you go to every class?

8- Do you make it a point to introduce yourself to your professor?

9- Do you understand how screwed you are?


I'll insert my editorial comments later.

1/5/2013 4:35:15 PM

Damn you're nosey as fuck.

1/5/2013 4:36:14 PM

10- Was the drunken sex0r as good as you expected?

1/5/2013 4:37:16 PM

Just because you came out of college without any marketable skills, other than being a housewife without baggage, doesn't mean everyone going to college is screwed...

1/5/2013 4:47:33 PM

Fuck it, I'll bite


1- How many credit hours do you have under your belt?
A fair amount, 130?

2- Do you have any idea what you want to do when you graduate?
Yes, work as a programmer for a few years before moving up to software architect or management.
3- Are you working at an internship right now?
No, I currently work as a IT Specialist at Hunt Library
4- Why would an employer want to hire you?
Maturity, proven leadership experience, active security clearance, veteran.
5- Are you taking out loans to pay for school?
No, I'm debt free.
6- If you are taking out loans to pay for school, do you have any idea how long it's going to take you to pay them back?
See answer to 5.
7- Do you go to every class?
No, but I try to.
8- Do you make it a point to introduce yourself to your professor?
Nope.
9- Do you understand how screwed you are?
I'm not.

[Edited on January 5, 2013 at 5:07 PM. Reason : edit]

1/5/2013 4:58:25 PM

1. 142
2. Yes
3. No
4. They wouldn't because I have already been hired
5. No
6. N/A
7. Yes
8. No
9. N/A

1/5/2013 5:00:03 PM

some people just never figure college out

it sure took me a while, but damn

1/5/2013 5:16:36 PM

I wonder if there was someone on the Titanic that, as the boat was going down, said "gee, we shouldn't have hit that iceberg."

As if that would solve, or bring anything to the problem at hand.

1/5/2013 5:44:40 PM

shitty thread from what is usually a pretty funny user.

sadtrombone.wav

1/5/2013 7:24:36 PM

PEOPLE

1/5/2013 7:24:55 PM

This thread discriminates against animals going to college

1/5/2013 7:27:54 PM

1/5/2013 7:31:14 PM

This sounds very bitter.

1/5/2013 7:32:02 PM

Quote :

"Do you understand how screwed you are?"

do you?

1/5/2013 7:34:15 PM

Quote :

"shitty thread from what is usually a pretty funny user."

When has she ever been funny? Please, point me to the thread.

1/5/2013 7:37:38 PM

Op just made my " you're a cunt' list

1/5/2013 7:59:18 PM

I'm still waiting for DJ Lauren to tell me how fucked I am

1/5/2013 8:12:27 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to show me a time she's been funny.

1/5/2013 8:13:53 PM

I'm still waiting for tonight.... WoooAaaahhhhhhh.

1/5/2013 8:18:09 PM

I hope you're the Highlander if you're waiting for that

1/5/2013 8:18:32 PM

I was just wondering if the stereotypes are true. And I guess they aren't.

btw, what's up with the haters in this thread!?

1/5/2013 10:59:34 PM

sup girl

1/5/2013 11:00:00 PM

hey, tree

1/5/2013 11:09:56 PM

1- How many credit hours do you have under your belt?
I'm paying surcharge for 3 hours this semester
2- Do you have any idea what you want to do when you graduate?
Database or development
3- Are you working at an internship right now?
Yes
4- Why would an employer want to hire you?
I'm black
5- Are you taking out loans to pay for school?
Yes
6- If you are taking out loans to pay for school, do you have any idea how long it's going to take you to pay them back?
5-6 Years assuming I pay extra each month, no kids etc
7- Do you go to every class?
NO
8- Do you make it a point to introduce yourself to your professor?
NO
9- Do you understand how screwed you are?
Screwed...how so? I have two job offers and a never ending internship

1/6/2013 8:39:36 AM

this horrible thread almost makes me want to post DJ Lauren nudes

if only they existed

1/6/2013 8:43:19 AM

1- 196 so far.
2- i want to forecast crops.
3- i work as an RA.
4- b/c i'll be a world expert on forecasting crops.
5- no, my advisor pays my tuition/fees and a small living stipend.
7- no.
8- no.
9- based on this question, i'd have to ask you the same question. i'm not screwed at all.

1/6/2013 12:10:17 PM