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settledown
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serious question for the ladies - is this a real problem?

[Edited on January 8, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : move to chit chat pls]

1/8/2013 5:26:50 PM

BigHitSunday
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just sand fleas

1/8/2013 5:30:44 PM

sand robot
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lol

1/8/2013 5:32:58 PM

BigHitSunday
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Why the fuck would I be up at 9:30 on a Saturday studying in any case?

1/8/2013 5:49:29 PM

LesaBenz
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Quote :
" is this a real problem?
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it was that night i got drunk at the beach while wearing a skirt, then went walking on the beach with everyone and fell down....right in the surf

i couldn't get up fast enough, so i got a serious case of sandy vag when the waves washed up on shore.

then i had to ride home in the cab, drunk and uncomfortable from sandy vag.

true story.

1/8/2013 5:51:50 PM

settledown
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Jesus

that sounds horrible

but I think you're saying it doesn't happen on a normal trip to the beach

that sounds like good news

1/8/2013 5:55:54 PM

LesaBenz
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it was actually pretty fucking hilarious. everyone was drunk, so the sandy vag (in a literal sense) became the joke of the night. the cab driver was thoroughly entertained!

1/8/2013 6:06:32 PM

settledown
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dumb question

would underwear have helped prevent this vaginal tragedy?

1/8/2013 6:08:44 PM

LesaBenz
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underwear would have made it worse i think

1/8/2013 6:10:43 PM

Eaton Bush
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I guess that would have made for some rough sex.

1/8/2013 6:11:36 PM

BigHitSunday
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Sandy, for HIS pleasure

1/8/2013 6:12:45 PM

LesaBenz
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nah, we all hopped in the pool when we got back to the hotel. bye bye sandy vag.

1/8/2013 6:14:12 PM

Eaton Bush
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That would make for a real sore dick.
Can't beat that.

1/8/2013 6:14:35 PM

Eaton Bush
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Sandy Vag sounds like a porn name.

1/8/2013 6:15:15 PM

settledown
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I fucking hate Eaton Bush so bad

why is he ruining my thread

1/8/2013 6:16:43 PM

Eaton Bush
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Yeah, we know. You like Suckin Dick more.

1/8/2013 6:36:09 PM

LesaBenz
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^ no, that's me

1/8/2013 6:45:13 PM

sumfoo1
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this thread brought to you by my post in fumbler's thread.


also..... if you get sand in there leave it... otherwise you'll never make a pearl.

1/9/2013 7:31:04 AM

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