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Welcome to our very first newsletter!
If you're wondering "What the heck is EUPHALO, click here to be enlightened --> message_topic.aspx?topic=302903
If you still couldn't figure it out, EUPHALO is an acronym for EVERY USER POST HERE AT LEAST ONCE
First off, I just want to thank each and every one of you for your contributions to EUPHALO.
Donations of course are appreciated, but far from required. (jk)
I know some of you might not have much time, so I'll be brief.
The following is a PM from our esteemed member J_Gatsby
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"From : J_Gatsby
To : ReceiveDeath
Received : Sunday February 10, 2008 at 3:51 AM
Subject : ATTENTION TEAM EUPHALO
TRAGIC NEWS FROM THE FRONT LINES
200 pages ago was
1/30/2008 8:15:01 PM
At the baseline rate of 200 pages per 10 days, team Euphalo has fallen roughly 8 hours behind schedule
Offensive coordinator Malice advises that efforts should be redoubled.
His imprisonment on false charges should not be for naught
Onwards and upwards to 1000 pages comrades!
Malice sends his regards!" |
I JUST RECEIVED THIS NEWS VIA PM
AND LET ME TELL YOU
I WAS A LITTLE UNNERVED
THIS IS A MATTER WE MUST TAKE INTO OUR OWN HANDS EUPHALO
WE'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY OTHER THREADMAKERS
MODS
AND COUNTLESS N00BS
BUT WE KNOW THAT IN THE MIDST OF THE BATTLE
WHEN ALL HOPE IS ALMOST LOST
WE CANNOT GIVE UP
WE MUST FIGHT
IT IS TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TEAM
OUR OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR Malice HAS FAITH AS WELL
EPIC PADDING!
WE REALLY SHOULD BE GETTING TO THE NEXT PAGE
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO PICK UP!
WE WILL PREVAIL!
Thank you for reading
Best regards,
ReceiveDeath, EUPHALO founder
OFFICIAL EUPHALO websites:
[image]message_topic.aspx?topic=302903" target="_blank">message_topic.aspx?topic=302903 EVERY USER POST HERE AT LEAST ONCE
message_topic.aspx?topic=513468 Team EUPHALO
message_topic.aspx?topic=514048 EUPHALO Complaints/Suggestions Department
OFFICIAL EUPHALO mascot:
OFFICIAL EUPHALO quote to live by:
| Quote : | | "John let me make a suggestion. Focus on one thread. Go for it. Don't spread your energies on several, it's not working for you." |
-DaphneGrey
Any user wishing to be removed from newsletter reminder can do so at the drop of a PM.
[Edited on January 11, 2013 at 2:31 AM. Reason : Broke thread. SHIT] 1/11/2013 2:25:18 AM
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