Perfect crime.

1/13/2013 4:07:48 PM

10/10

1/13/2013 9:32:24 PM

what is sephora and why the fuck were you in it during the seahawks/niners game?

1/13/2013 11:24:32 PM

I hope it was in the perfume area of the store, jerk.

1/13/2013 11:26:50 PM

There's a perfume area?

That whole store is a headache waiting to happen!

1/13/2013 11:58:19 PM

I was busy tooting and making TWW threads on my phone.

1/14/2013 12:01:37 AM

10/10

1/14/2013 1:38:49 AM

I try carpet bombing Yankee Candle every Christmas. And I fail every year.

It is just too pungent in there.

I've tried broccoli, don pablos, protein shakes, and eggs. I have run out of ideas.

1/14/2013 8:22:57 AM

4/28/2013 5:55:00 PM

Sounds about right....


Get dragged into sepbora with your girlfriend.

Feel absolutely and completely alone and isolated when the g/f leaves you to get her makeup done.

Huddle into the corner with the 3 other dudes in the same predicament, pull out your phone, and furiously facebook/TWW

4/28/2013 6:55:39 PM

she better be a dime and a half to warrant going to a make up store during the nfl playoffs

4/28/2013 8:18:06 PM